Giant Dumbasses

New York Giants superstar receiver Plaxico Burress (above and below) shot himself in the thigh at a nightclub in Manhattan Friday night - which will probably end his season and result in weapons charges.


To make matters worse, Burress' teammate and fellow party-goer (and former Daddy of the Day) Antonio Pierce (below) reportedly took the gun and hid it in New Jersey. Pierce's attorney has been frantically trying to keep him from being charged - in exchange for cooperation.

By the looks of these pictures, both Burress and Pierce like to have a few drinks...

Read the full story HERE.

Superbowl Hottie - Antonio Pierce

As I write this, Antonio Pierce and his New York Giant teammates are getting ready for their ticker-tape parade through lower Manhattan. Since there is no such thing as ticker-tape anymore, nowadays office workers simply empty their shredders and dump the paper out their office windows overlooking lower Broadway (known as "The Canyon of Heroes") during the parade. Good times.

This will be the first ticker-tape parade New York City has had in more than seven years (the last one was for the Yankees). Congratulation New York Giants.

You can check out Antonio's website here.