What is going on in NYC? First they locate and apprehend a real sewer alligator in my Queens neighborhood, and then a Bronx man finds a 3-foot-long Corn Snake relaxing on his toilet seat!
According to the New York Daily News, Corn Snakes are fairly docile and nonvenomous. But the newspaper also stated that the snake probably entered the apartment via the plumbing! Another Urban Myth turns out to be true, making me consider moving out to the country where the most dangerous things are Teabaggers.
Oy ... I'm going to have a hard time relaxing in the john for a while. Maybe I'll just concentrate on this picture of NYPD Officer Carlos Hotpapi showing off his enormous snake. Look at the size of his snake ... and how it just dangles there. Wow ... I wonder if Officer Hotpapi needs any help with that big thing? ...
Gee, I feel better already.
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