Eat My Shorts

"Eat My Shorts!"

... Bart Simpson

Ruben B. 

“Women need to realize that jogging clothes are for exercise, and please don't wear black to weddings, y'all. Men, please don't wear shorts with your hairy legs sticking out. It is okay for sports or intimate situations.”

... Dixie Carter

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Julia Sugarbaker Is Decorating In Heaven Now

Actress Dixie Carter - best known for playing Julia Sugarbaker on Designing Women - has died at the age of 70.  As of right now there are no other details.  This is so sad.

In tribute, I present to you Julia's most famous rant - "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia"...