Friday, June 17, 2011

Eat My Shorts

"Eat My Shorts!"

... Bart Simpson

“Women need to realize that jogging clothes are for exercise, and please don't wear black to weddings, y'all. Men, please don't wear shorts with your hairy legs sticking out. It is okay for sports or intimate situations.”

... Dixie Carter


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