"Tiger Mother" Wendi Daaaaaang

Yesterday, while facing questions from Parliament about the phone hacking scandal, some dude tried to throw a cream pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. That's when Murdoch's wife, Wendi Deng, opened up a big can of Oh No He Di-int Whoop Ass...

China's online community is hailing Wendi as a "Tiger Mother" and praising her for defending her man. But Dlisted blogger (and my blogging idol) Michael K - who loves a good Gold Digger almost as much as he loves Anderson Cooper - cracked me up with his retelling:

"During a hearing for the News of the World phone hacking scandal, billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch must've wished he had his Sith Lord hood on when comedian Jonnie Marbles busted a shaving cream pie right into his face. Rupert's wife Wendi Deng (or Wendi Daaaang as her homegirls will now call her) is definitely gangsta, because she defended her sugar vato by throwing punches at the cream pie tosser. That's gold digger love right there. Rupert will later thank Wendi the only way a vato knows how: by giving her a cheek hickey that'll match one of the liver spots on his face. Ride or die, bitch!"

DON'T MESS with a Gold Digger's money.

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Somebody's Gonna Get CUT

This video is best viewed in FULL SCREEN mode - for easier reading of the translation and to fully soak in the awesome expressions on the current girlfriend's face.

Don't Mess With Elmo

... or, more accurately, a cutie dressed in an Elmo costume.

Jeramie Trespalacios was chillin' in his work uniform (AKA an Elmo suit) when some H8ter started messing with him. After trying (and failing) to politely get the guy to leave him alone, Elmo decided on Plan B and went all Chuck Norris on his ass...

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Would You Like Some Testosterone Sprinkles On That?

People fight and argue over parking spaces in NYC all the time.  But when your parking space is going to determine how much money you take home that day, shizz gets SERIOUS.  Watch Mister Softee go up against the Softee Cream guy at Columbus Circle in Manhattan.  SPOILER ALERT: Mister Softee gets the banana boat beaten outta him by the tall, dark, handsome and psychotic (just my type!) Softee Cream guy.  Advance to 1:50 if you just want to see the fight...

REALLY Excited To Fight

I seem to remember this also happening to "a friend" in college during drunken wrestling sessions with my his dorm-mates.

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