Yesterday, while facing questions from Parliament about the phone hacking scandal, some dude tried to throw a cream pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. That's when Murdoch's wife, Wendi Deng, opened up a big can of Oh No He Di-int Whoop Ass...
China's online community is hailing Wendi as a "Tiger Mother" and praising her for defending her man. But Dlisted blogger (and my blogging idol) Michael K - who loves a good Gold Digger almost as much as he loves Anderson Cooper - cracked me up with his retelling:
"During a hearing for the News of the World phone hacking scandal, billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch must've wished he had his Sith Lord hood on when comedian Jonnie Marbles busted a shaving cream pie right into his face. Rupert's wife Wendi Deng (or Wendi Daaaang as her homegirls will now call her) is definitely gangsta, because she defended her sugar vato by throwing punches at the cream pie tosser. That's gold digger love right there. Rupert will later thank Wendi the only way a vato knows how: by giving her a cheek hickey that'll match one of the liver spots on his face. Ride or die, bitch!"
DON'T MESS with a Gold Digger's money.