Dlisted is the blog to go to for all the latest in peen-related news. This week they quoted former reality television Ho (who's now, I guess, just a regular Ho) Jasmine Lennard (above right) regarding Cristiano Ronaldo's "Disco Stick"...
Soon after entering the bedroom, I did indeed catch sight of the REAL Ronaldo. Now, while a lot of women appreciate a well-endowed man, this was just RIDICULOUS ... intimidatingly so. “Oh for God’s sake”, I thought, “let’s get this over with”
Let me get this straight (so to speak) ... This trick hooked up with the gorgeous (albeit a bit fem) Cristiano Ronaldo. And when she discovered he was packing a huge Portuguese Salsicha, all she wanted to do was "get it over with"??
Dear Jasmine Lennard:
