Allan - He's Ken's "Buddy"

OMG - This is a real thing:

Allan Sherwood was the first buddy doll created for Ken. The vintage Allan doll first came on the market in 1964. His creation mirrored the creation of Barbie's pal, Midge. Allan was advertised as Midge's "boyfriend".

Yeah ... just like Marcus Bachmann is advertised as Michele's "husband".

Nice try, Mattel.

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Cheaters - Live from Barbie's Dream House

Alternate title: "It's White Plastic Monday!"

Barbie should have seen this one coming - especially after Ken's "Earring Magic" phase of 1993 ...

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