Killer Hippie Shopping Bags!!!

Like we don't have ENOUGH to worry about here in New York City - The Rent Is Too Damn High®, there are alligators in the sewers and even snakes in our toilets. Not to mention the occasional Sasquatch Kardashian sighting on the subway...

And now we find out those synthetic shopping bags that wealthy Hippies love to take to Whole Foods ARE MADE IN CHINA AND ARE FULL OF LEAD!!!

I guess Trade Fair was on the right track after all.

Two Reasons NOT To Love Living In NYC

Yesterday I did a post about the 50 Reasons To Love NYC. But there are some drawbacks on living in this fair city - you might just stumble upon Kim and Kourtney Kardashian on the subway. {{{shudders}}}

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Now's My Chance...

The unbelievably hot Reggie Bush and the extremely untalented Kim Kardashian have broken up - according to Dlisted.


Note to Reggie: I totally don't mind being "The Rebound Ho", but I doubt you could do any pushups with ME on your back ...