Don't Mess With The Lesbians...

Read this fantastic story from the fantastic blog Amuse-Biatch. Photo (and story) courtesy of Eater.

Lesbian Fight!

The Isle of Lesbos called...they'd like their name back. Read the story here. Damn Lesbians!

Don't Mess With Lindsay's Bitch...

Lindsay Lohan got nasty with one of the Olsen twins here in NYC over the weekend. The recendly rehabbed star apparently got very upset when Ashley Olsen started talking to Lindsay's openly gay buddy DJ Samantha Ronson. According to the NY Post, Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice (Inn), and Lindsay screamed at her, "Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend".

Fierce.