Betty White Has About HAD IT ...

... with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen. Betty recently told The Daily Mail:

"They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world and they don’t appreciate it."

LEARN IT!

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Keep Checking Back For Updates ...

The above is what you see when you go to www.IsCharlieSheenDead.com. I'm assuming the message will change when/if the situation warrants. The Internet - KEEPING IT REAL since 1991.

An additional comment about Charlie Sheen: Someone recently made a completely true observation - if Lindsay Lohan (or Britney or Amy Winehouse) did HALF the "partying" Charlie always does, there would be widespread media condemnation and chatter about her need for intervention/rehab/etc. Charlie Sheen has these episodes at least once a month and the media basically shrugs and says "Oh that's just the way Charlie is". Yes, I've heard some murmurs about people wanting Charlie to go to rehab - but nothing like when female stars "party" like that. Double standard much?!?

UPDATE: After completing this post last night and scheduling it to appear this morning, I read that Charlie Sheen has indeed checked himself into rehab. Hopefully this will delay the big "YES" message at IsCharlieSheenDead.com for at least a little while.

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Here's A T-Shirt I WON'T Be Buying...

THIS one is more like it...

Happy Friday!

Doesn't Lindsay Lohan look GREAT?!?  I'm so happy to see that she's taking care of herself...

PROGRAMMING NOTE:  Posting will be light this weekend, as the ongoing "get my life organized" project trudges slowly along.  But if I have any news, I'll be sure to share it with you all.

>P,B!

This Is Your Brain On Drugs (Watching YouTube)

Lindsay Lohan must need to wire some "investment" money to Columbia soon, because she's suing E-Trade for $100 million bucks - according to the New York Post...

Lohan and her attorney contend that the messy "Milkaholic" baby in the ad above (named "Lindsay") is actually her - and it damages Lindsay's pristine reputation and the honorable "Lohan" name.  Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, claims that "Lindsay" has the same single-name recognition as "Oprah" or "Madonna" - thereby making the lawsuit possible.

Crackheadpuhlease ... if they called the baby "Hoover" or "Electrolux" or "Cokesnortingdrugfiend", THEN Lindsay would have a case.  But not now.

Boy George and Lindsey Lohan

OMG - Boy George (my childhood idol) needs to stay away from Lindsey Lohan - she might try to introduce him to DRUGS!!!  Oh ... wait ...

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Three Whores of the Apocalypse

That's a whole lot of venereal disease in one vehicle. Those bitches could learn a lot from an REAL Star...

Lindsay Lohan Will Judge Your Garment

According to Access Hollywood, former mess (and current lesbian) Linsday Lohan will be the first guest judge on the next season of Project Runway (read HERE). It is official: Lifetime WILL destroy our favorite show (those bitches!)...

In other television news, Kathy Griffin (who just won another "Schmemmy" award) is said to be fielding offers from networks OTHER than Bravo. Read the story HERE.

It seems that pretty soon Top Chef (and Gail Simmon's boobies) will be the only decent thing left on Bravo. Leave a comment and tell the rest of us what you think about these changes...

Don't Mess With Lindsay's Bitch...

Lindsay Lohan got nasty with one of the Olsen twins here in NYC over the weekend. The recendly rehabbed star apparently got very upset when Ashley Olsen started talking to Lindsay's openly gay buddy DJ Samantha Ronson. According to the NY Post, Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice (Inn), and Lindsay screamed at her, "Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend".

Fierce.

Lindsay Lohan STILL Checking For Coke Boogers

Even after "rehab"...