Featured Dancer/Model - Willie Gomez

I couldn't find out much about Willie Gomez, other than the fact that he's a) gorgeous; and b) has worked as a backup dancer for Britney Spears and Kylie Minogue.

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Happy 30th Birfday to Britney Spears

It's Britney's birfday, biatch.

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That's A Lot Of Babies

Every "Baby" from every Britney Spears song. You're welcome...

 

Yes You CAN Hold It Against Me ...

A group of Marines in Afghanistan WERK Britney Spear's Hold It Against Me in this viral video. A couple of thoughts:

• There are some extremely gorgeous people in this video - including the women. Actually, ESPECIALLY the women. The female Marine at the 1:20 mark could hold it against me any time she wanted. SRSLY.
• The military should hire whoever put this together and place them in charge of recruitment videos. These brave kids make the war in Afghanistan look fun - not an easy task.
• Britney should hire the entire cast to do EVERY video for EVERY song she ever releases. FOREVER.
• Britney has seen the video, btw, and loves it.
• Lastly - did I mention HOT, BRAVE MARINES?!?

Diva FAILs

 

  

  

  

  

Even Skanks Get THE HONGRAYS...

Woops!

It's White Meat Monday!

Three Whores of the Apocalypse

That's a whole lot of venereal disease in one vehicle. Those bitches could learn a lot from an REAL Star...

Britney's Video Stud - Womanizer???

Britney Spears' new video for "Womanizer" is everywhere - and I must say I kinda like it (the song and the video). But Brandon St0ughton, the "womanizer" in the video, is hardly a womanizer at all...

Awwwwww - cocktails with the girls - how CUTE!! See an even more revealing shot (and the Womanizer video) from the original post at Towleroad (HERE).

Heidi Invites Britney To Live With Her

Project Runway's Heidi Klum says she would be willing to open up her home to Britney Spears if it would help Britney get well. See the story here.

Note to Heidi: I would think LONG and HARD about that before I'd let it happen. After about 3 days, Seal would be on crack, your children would be in foster homes, and you and Brit-Brit would be out clubbing without underwear.

"Don't you know that she's TOXIC?!?"

Whatever Happened To Becoming A "Recluse"?

Remember back in the day, when someone in showbiz was a mess, they would become a recluse? They would just stay behind the walls of their estates and get their food/drugs/sex/tampons/etc. delivered TO them - and they didn't go out for shit. Even Fat Elvis stayed behind the gates at Graceland eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches and taking pills!

But not Miss Britney. She likes to put her crazy right out there - front and center. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Thanks to the fabulous folks at A Socialite's Life for the pic. More pics of lovely Brit-Brit here.

Hot Mess

GROSS.


Photo courtesy of Pacific Coast News Online.

Oops - She Did It Again...

From A Socialite's Life:

"Buckwild batshit one french fry short of a happy meal elevator not going to the penthouse answering the hot iron as a telephone talking to mannequins wallpaper licking painting one half of your face checkerboard aluminum foil hat wearing crazy. Crazy."

See the full story here.

Stop The Insanity!

Just STOP IT Britney...seriously...it's tired.

Thanks to ASL for the lovely pic.

Weekend Celebrity Update

Shia Labeouf got arrested for being drunk and disorderly at a Walgreens in Chicago (glassy-eyed mugshot below):

Britney Spears goes chandelier shopping during one of her court-monitored visits with her kids. (yes, CHANDELIER SHOPPING!).

And Patti LaBelle is still a fierce ruling DIVA, no matter what she wears:

Halloween Britney

Britney Spears stumbled, er, stepped out last night to celebrate Halloween and the release of her new hit CD - the appropriately titled Blackout.

I hope today isn't one of those court-mandated "drug test" days...

Pictures from the hysterical and fabulous site - A Socialite's Life.

Kathy Griffin Offers Help to Britney

From A Socialite's Life:

Many celebrities have offered advice to Britney Spears recently. And Kathy Griffin has chimed in with a tip of her own:

"I would like her to just wash her hair. I'm gonna start small."

So true...so true...