Paris Hilton Turns 30 Today

Snort!

I'm sure these dogs DON'T EVEN BELONG to Paris Hilton.  Just like that purse...

Just Imagine The Bedbugs and Crotch Critters...

In a recent interview, Paris Hilton said she would like to claim her birthright and get into the hotel business.  That sounds like a perfect match for her - as long as the hotels she oversees charge by the hour...

It's White Meat Monday!

After all, skank pork IS the "other white meat".

Even Skanks Get THE HONGRAYS...

Cristiano Ronaldo: Don't Hate On My Pink Flower

According to Towleroad, footballer Cristiano Ronaldo recently defended his wardrobe choices of tight pants, short-shorts, and his pink hat/flower:

"This year it was the pink hat with the flower. I don’t see what is wrong with it. I can see why, if you weren’t comfortable with your sexuality, you might not wear it. But I’m very comfortable so it’s not a problem for me. Men wear pink these days. OK, not many men wear flowers, but it’s good to be different."

Yeah, but did he explain the Daddy Bear who recently touched him inappropriately?

Anywhore, I recently suggested that Cristiano may secretly be a Friend of Dorothy/Liza/Cher/Etc. But after reading that he and Paris Hilton spent two evenings together last week (see picture, below), I am now convinced he is 100% straight. No Closet-Case would go near that walking Herpes Ranch just for show - this man is a brave, PROFESSIONAL heterosexual.

Three Whores of the Apocalypse

That's a whole lot of venereal disease in one vehicle. Those bitches could learn a lot from an REAL Star...

Best Blog Post Title EVER:

Paris Hilton's A Trampy, Spoiled Version Of The Crazy Cat Lady Except It's Dogs And There's Probably More Oral Sex And Cocaine Going On

Read the full post, from A Socialite's Life, here.