Alex Castro Shows His "Personality"...

Our fave American Gladiator, Alex Castro AKA "Militia", attended the In Touch Summer Stars Party - and was surprisingly one of the biggest names there. Must have been a pretty lame party. See the story from A Socialite's Life here.

I'm glad that when Alex goes to an event, he attends with very few articles of clothing. Militia seems to realize that no one would recognize him without spandex. Please remind me to book him for the eventual Dust Bunny Extravaganza...

White People Are Crazy!

Um...could someone please tell me what in the HELL is going on with Amy WineWarehouse? I thought she was supposed to be getting her act together. Based on these pictures, it seems she has fallen back in love with the crack pipe. A Socialite's Life (where the pics are from) captioned the last picture: "Junkies In The Mist" - which made me LOL. Poor thing...

Cruz Beckham has HAD IT with the Paparazzi

The son of Victoria and David Beckham gives photographers "the bird" outside his mom's birthday party in L.A. See the full post from A Socialite's Life here.

Posh's Grocery Store Outfit

Here is Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham (and a bodyguard) during a recent trip to Whole Foods. See the post at A Socialite's Life here. I almost wonder if this is another Bravo tie-in with Posh - this time for Top Chef. Whole Foods IS one of their sponsors...

That's so funny - I was going to wear the EXACT SAME THING to the East Harlem Pathmark tomorrow! Small world...

Killer Bridesmaids On A Rampage!

Stylist to the stars Estee Stanley was married over the weekend - and no detail was overlooked. She even provided scary masks to conceal her celebrity guests. See the story from A Socialite's Life here.

Either that, or she was marrying Michael Myers...

Best Blog Post Title EVER:

Paris Hilton's A Trampy, Spoiled Version Of The Crazy Cat Lady Except It's Dogs And There's Probably More Oral Sex And Cocaine Going On

Read the full post, from A Socialite's Life, here.