Celebrity Birfday - Amy WineWarehouse!

Can you believe that Amy Winehouse turns just 26 today?!? "THIS is your face on drugs..."

Let's pray she makes it to 27...

White Meat Monday - DIVA of the Day...

I guess the long Caribbean vacation is working out well for Amy WineWarehouse. She looks AWESOME. Wait ... did her HANDS grow?...

Amy WineWarehouse's New Piece?!?

Amy WineWarehouse was seen canoodling with this hunky guy during her recent Caribbean vacation. I guess it really IS over between Amy and her beloved Blake, Incarcerated.

The hunk turns out to be a former rugby player - Joshua Bowman, 21. It also just so happens that "Mr. Right Now" wants to pursue an acting career. I'm sure these pics will help him become the next acting powerhouse - like Josh Duhamel or Channing Tatum.


I just hope Josh has all of his shots... and a Penicillin prescription ... and maybe some Valtrex for good measure. After a weekend in the WineWarehouse, it couldn't hurt.


Read the story (and see more pics) HERE.

Amy WineWarehouse Looking Lovely...

According to A Socialite's Life, Amy WineWarehouse's next gig might be the Big House (HERE).

Amy WineWarehouse Diagnosed with Emphysema

Amy WineWarehouse has been diagnosed with the early stages of emphysema from smoking cigarettes and crack. Read the story here.

What I'm Listening To...

"Rockferry" by Duffy. Thanks to Dust Bunnies Dan and Timmy for posting the video of her song Mercy on their blogs. Their posts made me go out and buy the CD - yes bitches, I still use CD's (I don't own an IPOD). Rockferry is fantastic - Duffy REALLY sounds like a modern version of Dusty Springfield.

Dan mentioned that he hopes Duffy keeps herself out of trouble, unlike some OTHER soul singers from the U.K. I hope she takes his advice - if Duffy's not careful we could find her in five years doing her spring cleaning looking like this:

White People Are Crazy!

Um...could someone please tell me what in the HELL is going on with Amy WineWarehouse? I thought she was supposed to be getting her act together. Based on these pictures, it seems she has fallen back in love with the crack pipe. A Socialite's Life (where the pics are from) captioned the last picture: "Junkies In The Mist" - which made me LOL. Poor thing...

Amy WineWarehouse Should NEVER Babysit

It's White Meat Monday...

Happy White Meat Monday, dear Dust Bunnies!

Did you guys watch the Grammys last night? The parts I watched were, for the most part, fabulous. However the opening – with Alicia Keys and the very dead Frank Sinatra – was kind of a dud.

Tina Turner was fan-fucking-tastic, and was obviously celebrating the fact that Ike had finally died. When Cher introduced her, I could almost hear the gay gasps from around the world. I never realized that Cher has been a Tina Turner fan since she was 16 years old – which would make it sometime during the Calvin Coolidge administration.

But I have to mention Miss Amy WineWarehouse. I was totally waiting for the train wreck that never came. She TURNED IT OUT. And she had this little smirk on her face that kind of said – “You thought I was going to be a mess, didn’t you? Well SUCK IT BITCHES!” In the words of our little Mango - she was fierce.

Travel To L. A. For The Grammys? No No No!

Amy WineWarehouse's visa application to fly to the United States to perform at the Grammys was denied. She will perform via satelliete instead.

See the full story here.

Amy WineWarehouse "Back To Black"

...and apparently back on crack. Check out A Socialite's Life for the latest here.

Amy WineWarehouse's "New Look" is Sexy!

Hat tip to A Socialite's Life for another stunning photograph of Miss WineWarehouse.

Amy WineWarehouse Goes Blond

Just LOVERLY!

Amy WineWarehouse Arrested!

Courtesy of the Associated Press:

LONDON (AP) — Singer Amy Winehouse was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of attempting to interfere with a court case involving her husband, Sky News reported.

Police would not confirm the report but said a 24-year-old was arrested during an appointment at a police station in connection with an investigation into perverting the course of justice.

Winehouse, 24, recently canceled all concerts and public appearances for the rest of the year on doctor's orders. Her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was ordered held in custody in London last month on charges of perverting the course of justice stemming from a case in which he is accused of assaulting a barman in June.

Fielder-Civil allegedly tried to interfere with a witness' testimony, according to court documents.

Winehouse, an admitted marijuana smoker, has been dogged by reports of continued drug use amid a flurry of canceled concert dates. She was recently spotted walking outside of her London home wearing a bra and jeans, with no shoes, looking distressed.

I LOVE the "admitted marijuana smoker" line...that's the LEAST of Miss WineWarehouse's vices...

Amy WineWarehouse - On The Move

Amy WineWarehouse - sans blouse and beehive - seen yesterday leaving Cracktown, on her way to Heroinville. Godspeed Ms. WineWarehouse...Godspeed.

Thanks to A Socialite's Life for the picture.

Amy WineWarehouse Is Still Snorting!

Back in my heavy clubbing days, we would have called this "VCR" - Visible Cocaine Residue. For instance, if you came out of the bathroom at Club USA and your friend said, "Girl - your VCR is on!!" - you knew you needed to go check yourself fast!

Hat tip to A Socialite's Life for the lovely pic!