The MaSHEEN Hits NYC

Charlie Sheen brings his "Violent Torpedo of Death" CRACKSTRAVAGANZA to Radio City Music Hall this weekend. And DARN IT, I forgot to buy a ticket.

In related news, Mr. Sheen had found it impossible to book a hotel in NYC, for obvious reasons. But Donald Trumptard - who never misses a publicity opportunity - came through and gave Sheen 12 rooms at the Trump International Hotel. So, if anyone needs a crack fix, just bring your cash to the lobby of the Trump International Hotel - the dealers will certainly be coming and going all weekend.

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Amy WineWarehouse Looking Lovely...

According to A Socialite's Life, Amy WineWarehouse's next gig might be the Big House (HERE).

Amy WineWarehouse Diagnosed with Emphysema

Amy WineWarehouse has been diagnosed with the early stages of emphysema from smoking cigarettes and crack. Read the story here.

Tatum O'Neal: "My Dead Dog Made Me Buy Crack!"

Tatum O'Neal, who was a crackhead mess YEARS before Britney, Lindsay and Amy WineWarehouse, was busted on Sunday night for buying crack and powder cocaine in her Lower East Side neighborhood.

Today in the New York Post, O'Neal blames the death of her family dog for making her want to buy drugs. But luckily those wonderful cops stopped her JUST IN TIME, and she's still sober. Yeah, right. Read the story here.

One Is A Nightmare, The Other A Dream...

Danny Bonaduce and our beloved Alex Castro attend a Night Rider event. "Militia" has obviously moved up to the "D" List.

Courtesy of A Socialite's Life.

Crack Really IS Wack!

I read about this on Joe.My.God. It's TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but hysterical and revolting all at the same time.

Enjoy - at your own risk.