Sexxaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!

Personally, I love the first gal - but I can't tell if she's had an actual stroke or she just painted her face that way.

"You're Ugly and Your Momma Dresses You Funny!"

Some people are capable of bringing Sexy back - but there are others who chase Sexy down, destroy it, and insure that it will NEVER return.  These are some of the latter.

I Am So Disappointed...

...my stalker is FEMALE! What a let-down ... I was beginning to sense a connection between myself and Anonymous. Until she let the CAT out of the bag (so to speak) in one of her many comments I rejected yesterday - that she was just a bitter gal who can't get enough of me. Poor thing.

She also sent me a picture...


However, I think it's a fake. I suspect that THIS is my stalker's real picture...

Amy WineWarehouse Looking Lovely...

According to A Socialite's Life, Amy WineWarehouse's next gig might be the Big House (HERE).