I Am So Disappointed...

...my stalker is FEMALE! What a let-down ... I was beginning to sense a connection between myself and Anonymous. Until she let the CAT out of the bag (so to speak) in one of her many comments I rejected yesterday - that she was just a bitter gal who can't get enough of me. Poor thing.

She also sent me a picture...


However, I think it's a fake. I suspect that THIS is my stalker's real picture...

More True Confessions...

I actually think Lady GaGa is a talented singer. There, I said it. Over the weekend I caught Lady CaCa's performance at the VMA's, and for all of her "LOOK AT ME I'M BEING OUTRAGEOUS"-ness, the Biatch does have a great voice. So why not just sing, instead of singing and smearing blood all over her body?...

Yes, I know ... I know. You CaCa-lovers will say it's "art" and that she is "expressing herself" and "making a statement" - and that's all fine and good. But usually when vocalists aren't strong singers they resort to "showmanship" (Britney Spears, for example). CaCa CAN sing - so why doesn't she just dress normally and dazzle us with her vocals?

Seriously - some of these outfits are unnecessary. Case in point: "Heat Miser's Butt Tampon" (thank you Dlisted) ...

Video Music Awards - Just For Laughs

The Hamburglar Attacks Madonna...

... at the Marc Jacobs show in NYC. Dlisted had this to say...

"...Lady CaCa on the other hand, looks like an assh*le. An assh*le who will snatch your hamburgers! Seriously, The Hamburglar wants his weekend S&M mask back..."

Remember, I didn't say it - DLISTED did. Don't kill the messenger, biatches. You can read the entire (hysterical) post HERE.

Lady CaCa - VMA "Fashion" WTFs?!?!

Most of you know how I feel about Lady CaCa GaGa - I am NOT a fan. Yes, I know she loves the gays, but that doesn't excuse the fashion foolishness she exhibited at Sunday's Video Music Awards.

First of all, believe it or not, I CAN get behind her "arrival" look (above). It's over-the-top - but it's Gaultier and it's avant-garde, so I get it.

The outfit below, however, is inexcusable. Dlisted called it "the Heat Miser's Butt Tampon"...

I didn't have the pleasure of see LaCaCa's "performance", but unless she was doing a revival of "Carrie: The Musical", this is also inexcusable...

Here is another look I can get behind ... "Futuristic Lesbian From Space". I get it. But what is all the "space dust" around her nose area?!? Hmmm....

If Bjork and a Buzzard mated and laid eggs, this is what their nest would look like...

And, finally, here is CaCa's after-party outfit. I wonder if she's able to pick up The Dish Network with that Micky Mouse mantilla on her head?...

Lady CaCa - That FACE!

Most of you know how I feel about Yonkers-born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta AKA "Lady CaCa". I'm sorry, but someone who feels the need to carry a cup and saucer around the streets of London (above), and wear these outfits during press interviews...

... obviously has some SERIOUS issues. But the video below reveals why Miss CaCa dresses so outrageously - she's trying to take the attention away from something else ...

OMG - I could watch this video ALL DAY!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Although I think the correct terminology is "BUTTAFACE".

My apologies to my dear friends Kayce, Tugboat, Wonder Man and the rest of you CaCa Lovers out there. I KNOW, I'm being a total H8ter, but I can't help it ... :) Besides, Miss CaCa makes it too easy.

Divas...

Diva WIN - the fabulous Grace Jones hula-hoops while singing Slave to the Rhythm...

Diva FAIL - Lady CaCa and her new eyebrows...


BTW, here is a picture of CaCa's new Stylist...

Lady CaCa

"The Ritz Cracker Look" (h/t Towleroad)

Lady CaCa: WTF???

I know I'm 41-years-old - but I just don't "get" Lady GaGa (or, as she is referred to on Dlisted, "Lady CaCa"). I will admit, Poker Face is a catchy little tune, but it contains such WTF-ish lyrics:

"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin. I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'."

Is that a joke? What is that supposed to mean??

Also, Lady DooDoo has recently been seen on the streets carrying a teacup and saucer. Again, WTF?? I feel like I'm missing something here. Could one of you younger Gays fill me in on what's what?