Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Lady CaCa - VMA "Fashion" WTFs?!?!


Most of you know how I feel about Lady CaCa GaGa - I am NOT a fan. Yes, I know she loves the gays, but that doesn't excuse the fashion foolishness she exhibited at Sunday's Video Music Awards.

First of all, believe it or not, I CAN get behind her "arrival" look (above). It's over-the-top - but it's Gaultier and it's avant-garde, so I get it.

The outfit below, however, is inexcusable. Dlisted called it "the Heat Miser's Butt Tampon"...


I didn't have the pleasure of see LaCaCa's "performance", but unless she was doing a revival of "Carrie: The Musical", this is also inexcusable...


Here is another look I can get behind ... "Futuristic Lesbian From Space". I get it. But what is all the "space dust" around her nose area?!? Hmmm....


If Bjork and a Buzzard mated and laid eggs, this is what their nest would look like...


And, finally, here is CaCa's after-party outfit. I wonder if she's able to pick up The Dish Network with that Micky Mouse mantilla on her head?...



12 comments:

Miss Ginger Grant said...

Mickey Mouse Mantilla- biotch, you crack me up!

kayce. said...

mickey mouse mantilla!!! *dead*

behrmark said...

My friend was trying to describe the red outfit...she said Lady GaGa looked like a giant red condom. I agree some of her outfits are "out there" but would you rather see these strange fashion statements..or Lil Kim wearing nothing but pasties and panties? Hmmmmm?

Bob said...

Flash - Substance = GaGa

Dan said...

LOL - i cant even take her crazy ass serious anymore. I think all of this is to take the focus off of her boy candy that she sometime tries to hide.

Big Mark 243 said...

I like what Bob said ... especially since I find her songs unlistenable. Hey, Kanye West compared her to Madonna in some crap and self serving interview ...

That is what the outfits are for ... to cover up her discernible lack of talent.

C'est moi, c'est moi Lola said...

Our comments watching lady Da-da's (as in dadaism) performance while waiting for Mad Men to come on:

'Why does she look like a disco ball?'

'Wow, disco ball covered in red corn syrup!'

'She makes Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' performance look like classical ballet.'

'Wait, maybe they'll be an unfortunate wire accident! Damn. These award shows never live up to their potential!'

I suspect all the trappings are meant to distract from some unfortunate things 1) her huge hips 2) that BUTTER FACE! 3) you know, that she's a talentless hack....

Willys 'unexpectedly' popping out is just bonus material.

Kyle Leach said...

Sometimes I'm really glad we don't watch television. Truly horrible in every way that counts. Love your humor though David.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but if you're gonna love the gays, you better have your fashion sh!t together, or they will cut you.

Mickey Mouse mantilla...I'm dying over here.

Beth said...

Bleah. No thank you! XOXO

Joy said...

I don't get her at all. I'm glad.

Anonymous said...

Mmmh... you may say whatever you want about her attires, she reached her goal, people talk.

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