Telephone

Federico A

The "Oh Honey, NO" of the Day

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never get near the phone (or the computer) when you're wasted:

Wow. Just WOW.

First of all, these are exactly the same kind of messages I leave on Franky G's voicemail every Friday/Saturday night (although my messages are sadder and more desperate) - so I really shouldn't make fun.

Oy - the dude says he is "crazy busy" the next day and that he had to leave (presumably the bar/club) "urgently" due too "indigestion". But wait, SHE GETS INDIGESTION TOO!! This must be true love!

Finally - does she work at Ebay or Jamba Juice? Or both??

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How Many Phone Numbers Do YOU Remember?

On Friday the New York Times did a story about a man who lost his cell phone and couldn't call his girlfriend because he didn't know her number.  They broke up two weeks later - but who memorizes numbers anymore??

I know just a handful of telephone numbers by heart these days: my old roommate's cell number (it's been the same forever), my best friend's home number (which he doesn't use anymore), and for some reason I remember a childhood friend's parents number that I haven't dialed in years.  But that's about it.

Call me!

Oh ... I also know Mama Bunny's number - even though she hasn't always had it - because it's so easy to remember.  You see, when Mom and Stepdaddy got married and moved to their new house, Mom wanted an easy-to-remember telephone number.  So she called the phone company and told them she had a "mentally challenged" child who needed an easy phone number.  The phone company bought her story and obliged.  FYI: my brother and I are many things, but 'mentally-challenged' ain't one of them.

How many non-work-related telephone numbers do YOU still have in that brain of yours?...

Lady Gaga's Telephone - What Do You Think?

By now many of you have seen the lesbian-laden new Lady Gaga video for "Telephone" (featuring Beyonce).  Reactions have been all over the place - love, hate, disgust, disappointment.  What do YOU think of the video (below)?

Call Me

For those of you who have my telephone number, please give me a call when you get a second. I just changed phones, and most of my numbers didn't transfer. If I don't pick up, simply leave me a message.

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