Thursday, March 31, 2011

The "Oh Honey, NO" of the Day

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never get near the phone (or the computer) when you're wasted:

Wow. Just WOW.

First of all, these are exactly the same kind of messages I leave on Franky G's voicemail every Friday/Saturday night (although my messages are sadder and more desperate) - so I really shouldn't make fun.

Oy - the dude says he is "crazy busy" the next day and that he had to leave (presumably the bar/club) "urgently" due too "indigestion". But wait, SHE GETS INDIGESTION TOO!! This must be true love!

Finally - does she work at Ebay or Jamba Juice? Or both??


1 comment:

Lee said...

Hilarious! And she has to be pretty dense (or maybe it was the booze) to not catch the jumbo hints he was dropping that he wasn't interested. Not only is tomorrow a crazy day, but I have indigestion. Also busy.

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