THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never get near the phone (or the computer) when you're wasted:
Wow. Just WOW.
First of all, these are exactly the same kind of messages I leave on Franky G's voicemail every Friday/Saturday night (although my messages are sadder and more desperate) - so I really shouldn't make fun.
Oy - the dude says he is "crazy busy" the next day and that he had to leave (presumably the bar/club) "urgently" due too "indigestion". But wait, SHE GETS INDIGESTION TOO!! This must be true love!
Finally - does she work at Ebay or Jamba Juice? Or both??