The Baby Jesus Does Dolce and Gabanna

Madonna's current boytoy, The Baby Jesus (AKA Jesus Luz) walked in the Dolce and Gabanna show in Milan this week (above).

The picture below is (from left) Domenico Gabanna, The Baby Jesus, and Stefano Dolce - taken backstage right before D&G started touching the hot Brazilian inappropriately. I certainly hope Madonna taught Baby Jesus to shout out "STRANGER DANGER!" when older men touch him in his "no no places".

Picture source: One of the best blogs out there - Made In Brazil.

Madonna Ditches Baby Jesus for Baby Mercy?

Yesterday I featured Alex Rodriguez, one of Madonna's former conquests - and today I am featuring another (former?) Madge Boy-Toy - "Baby Jesus" Luz. Ever since March 10 when he flew back into the Rio airport (above), Luz has been enjoying himself in his home country. But he has done so WITHOUT the Material Girl, who's actually old enough to be his Material Mom.

Made In Brazil (which is one of my favorite blogs) has been following Jesus' every move. Below is the Baby Jesus attending a costume party. Apparently Jesus (center), dressed up as a "Hot Model Who Boinks Rich Cougars". He really pulls it off...

I love his friend on the right (above) giving us the "Peace, Bitch" symbol!

The Baby Jesus busts a move (below) at the party...

Is he grabbing the ass of that "Naughty Maid" (below)? That Ho better be careful because Madonna with certainly cut a bitch...

Jesus has also been spotted at various restaurants & cafe's...

And just the other day, Made In Brazil published these pics (below) from the Baby Jesus' trip to Rio's Ipanema beach...

But so far NO meetings with Madonna. Check out Made In Brazil HERE for all things Jesus Luz-related.

Some people suggest Madonna hasn't been hanging out with Baby Jesus is because she's trying to buy adopt another (real) baby named "Mercy". Read that story HERE.

Madonna and The Baby Jesus...

... out in the NYC snow last night. Is is me, or does Jesus Luz get hotter ever day? You know that Madonna's kabbalahcootchie will do that to a man. If Sean Penn jumped back on that he could avoid thousands of dollars in future cosmetic surgery.

Check out more pictures from DListed HERE.