Featured Model - Rodrigo Massahud

I don't know much about model Rodrigo Massahud other that the fact that he's from (where else?) BRAZIL and was named "Mr. Rio Diversity" in 2010. Again, not quite sure what that is - but diversity is a good thing so it couldn't possibly be bad.

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“Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day.”

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Vin Diesel In Rio

I saw these pictures over at Dlisted of Vin Diesel in Rio filming another Fast and Furious movie. I'm thinking the working title of this latest film is Fast and Furious: Big Boy Bike Race (based on these photos). Yep, they've decided to go low-budget/eco-friendly and ditch those fast and furious cars for a dozen Huffy bikes. This economy is affecting EVERYONE, people.

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Featured Model - Rodrigo Braga

Rodrigo Braga is 20 years old and enjoys hanging out on the beaches of his native Rio de Janeiro.

Guiliani Gets a Job - May Stay Out of Politics

According to Gothamist, former NYC Mayor (and forever idiot) Rudolph Giuliani (above) has accepted a long-term job as a security consultant for the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. And he's taking his wigs with him.

This is good news, because it could mean Giuliani isn't interested in challenging Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand or running for New York Governor in 2010. Both races were seen as winnable by Giuliani - unlike his pathetic run for the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination.

So, it looks like Rio gains a douchenozzle, and New York loses one of the only Republicans that could win a state-wide election. Awwwwwww...... ;)

Life Is Good ...

... if you're Jesus Luz. Made In Brazil posted this pic of Madonna's boyfriend chillin' and snackin' at Ipanema beach in Rio this week.

Gay Pride - Rio de Janeiro

According to Made In Brazil, over one million people packed Rio for Gay Pride this weekend - despite horrible weather.

If I could get my hands on some money I would take a long trip to Brazil and let the hot guys pamper me in EVERY way.

Conservatives Cheer USA's Olympic Loss

The right-wing Buttnuggets from "Americans For Prosperity" interrupted their meeting this week to cheer the United States' LOSS of the 2016 Summer Olympics to Brazil. Sounds like they should change the name of their little club to "Anti-Americans For Dumbassery"...

According to Hotline On Call:

During the Americans For Prosperity's "Defending the American Dream Summit," blogger Emily Marie Zanotti of American Princess interrupted a discussion about engaging the right online to announce that Chicago was out of the running -- and the room erupted in applause.

"If anyone cares, Chicago is out," Zanotti said. When the crowd asked what happened, she said, "The very first vote, they did not have any chance at even negotiating. They were out on the first vote." That news was met with more cheers and high-fives.

Of course, these unpatriotic assmasters saw this as a "loss" for President Obama - because Obama had lobbied the Olympic Committee on behalf of Chicago. And any loss for our President is worthy of high-fives in these people's world.

What they don't understand, however, was the fact that efforts to bring the Olympics to Chicago began during President Bush's presidency. Also, for a group of people who call themselves "Americans For Prosperity", they didn't seem to understand the billions in revenue and thousands of jobs which would have been created. You know ... PROSPERITY ... here in AMERICA.

Meanwhile, the sexy residents of Rio de Janeiro celebrated their win on Copacabana beach...

Dear Americans for Prosperity: these (extremely attractive) people are cheering FOR their country, not against it. It's called "patriotism" ... look it up.

Madonna Ditches Baby Jesus for Baby Mercy?

Yesterday I featured Alex Rodriguez, one of Madonna's former conquests - and today I am featuring another (former?) Madge Boy-Toy - "Baby Jesus" Luz. Ever since March 10 when he flew back into the Rio airport (above), Luz has been enjoying himself in his home country. But he has done so WITHOUT the Material Girl, who's actually old enough to be his Material Mom.

Made In Brazil (which is one of my favorite blogs) has been following Jesus' every move. Below is the Baby Jesus attending a costume party. Apparently Jesus (center), dressed up as a "Hot Model Who Boinks Rich Cougars". He really pulls it off...

I love his friend on the right (above) giving us the "Peace, Bitch" symbol!

The Baby Jesus busts a move (below) at the party...

Is he grabbing the ass of that "Naughty Maid" (below)? That Ho better be careful because Madonna with certainly cut a bitch...

Jesus has also been spotted at various restaurants & cafe's...

And just the other day, Made In Brazil published these pics (below) from the Baby Jesus' trip to Rio's Ipanema beach...

But so far NO meetings with Madonna. Check out Made In Brazil HERE for all things Jesus Luz-related.

Some people suggest Madonna hasn't been hanging out with Baby Jesus is because she's trying to buy adopt another (real) baby named "Mercy". Read that story HERE.

Not Enough "Public Facilities" In Rio For Carnival

Keep drinking boys! Photo from Made In Brazil.