Thursday, February 23, 2012

Hairdresser To Governor: "You're Fired"

Girl, those bangs could use a trim. 

Don't mess with a scissor-wielding Queen. New Mexico Gov. Susana Martinez (above) recently learned this the hard way.

You see, Gov. Martinez doesn't support marriage equality. She's one of those "between a man and a woman blah blah blah" mouthbreathers.


Her (former) hair stylist - Antonio Darden (above) - begs to differ. Mr. Darden has been with his partner for 15 years and cannot legally marry because of politicians like Gov. Martinez. So Antonio decided to take a stand and hit her where it hurts most - in her HAIRDO.

After cutting the Governor's hair 3 times, her people called to schedule another appointment. But this time Antonio said "Thanks but no thanks, I no longer do Neanderthals with bangs". They even called back to see if he would reconsider, but Darden stuck to his (blowdrying) guns and didn't back down.

The moral of the story? Support marriage equality or your hair will be ugly. Forever.

6 comments:

froggy said...

Beware of man with scissors!

Bob said...

And Girl could use some lowlights, to go with her lowlife world views.

Lee said...

I suppose it would have been over the line to agree to cut her hair, but have a little "accident" while doing it. ;)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PwZSwOCo6G4/TGiyn4SdN2I/AAAAAAAAB-I/poZtriPjIas/s1600/bad_haircut%5B1%5D.jpg

mistress maddie said...

I'm sorry. I would have had to cut her hair one last time....and shaved it all off!!!!

Psychomom said...

Promise, I didn't vote for her GOP ass but I'll cut her hair for her, cut it all off, right above the shoulders.

Joy said...

Love it!!

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