Amanda Woodward and Peter Burns ENGAGED

Real life imitating Melrose Place: Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner are engaged to be married. No word as to whether or not Michael Mancini and/or Sydney will be invited to the wedding.

Is it just me, or do those two look like they subscribe to the Deluxe Family Plan down at Nip, Tuck, Stretch & Associates??

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Congrats to Miss Alaineus & Mr. Mischief!

In my 2+ years of blogging, there have been tons of Dust Bunny birthdays, blogiversaries and other blogger family milestones. But up until now, I had never been able to congratulate a Dust Bunny on his/her engagement.

That all changed yesterday. Miss Alaineus, the tell-it-like-it-T-I-IZ teacher from Detroit was asked for her hand in marriage by her beloved Mr. Mischief. Her response?...

"You bet your sweet bippy i said YES!"

Please go HERE and congratulate Miss Alaineus. And then go HERE and harass Mr. Mischief.

This has been brewing for a while - and the two of them seem SO happy together that it just warms the cockles of my cold, dark heart. BTW - WTF is a "cockle"?

Anywhore - CONGRATULATIONS MISS ALAINEUS AND MR. MISCHIEF!

Bill and Sookie Getting Married

True Blood's Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged in real life! Michael K from Dlisted (who, in my opinion, is the most hysterical Biatch in the world) says...

I hope that when they are pronounced Vampire and Telepath, Stephen turns to everyone and declares, "Sookeh iz mahn!" And then Sookie will sigh and say, "Awwww Beeehl." Seriously, their Southern accents are the best. By the "best," I mean the worst.

Get the whole scoop HERE.

Daddy Of The Day - David Otunga

David Otunga and Jennifer Hudson have been dating for less than a year - but that didn't stop them from getting engaged over the weekend. Otunga is a Harvard Law graduate, and yet appeared on one of the trashiest TV shows EVER - I Love New York - where he was nicknamed "Punk".