"I'll Have What She's Having"

Oh Jeebus ...

Source: Joe.My.God

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A 'Say-Something' Hat Day

Juan-Jose B. 

Ariel 

Jenssy 

Geronimo 

"I think tomorrow is a 'Say-Something' hat day."

... Vida Boheme

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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Dorothy Shaw: [singing] I like a beautiful hunk of man. But I'm no physical culture fan. Ain't there anyone here for love?

Lorelei Lee: [holding a tiara] How do you put it around your neck? 

Dorothy Shaw: You don't, honey, it goes on your head! 

Lorelei Lee: You must think I was born yesterday. 

Dorothy Shaw: Well, sometimes there's just no other possible explanation.

Dorothy Shaw: Honey, did it ever occur to you that some people just don't care about money?

Lorelei Lee: Please, we're talking serious here.

RIP Jane Russell (I'll have a remembrance post up first thing tomorrow am).

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"Uncle" Buck

Miles: Where do you live?

Buck: In the city.

Miles: You have a house?

Buck: Apartment.

Miles: Own or rent?

Buck: Rent.

Miles: What do you do for a living?

Buck: Lots of things.

Miles: Where's your office?

Buck: I don't have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: I don't need one.

Miles: Where's your wife?

Buck: Don't have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: It's a long story.

Miles: You have kids?

Buck: No I don't.

Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.

Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?

Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

Miles: 38.

Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.

Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.

Buck: How nice of you to notice.

Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.

... Uncle Buck (1989) - Written/Directed by John Hughes

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"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid"

Ralphie's Dad: Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian. 

Ralphie's Mom: Uh, I think that says 'FRAGILE', dear. 

Ralphie's Dad: Oh, yeah.

Ralphie/Narrator: Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

Ralphie's Dad: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny. 
Ralphie's Mom: He does not! 
Ralphie's Dad: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

Ralphie's Dad: It's a Major Award! 

Swede: Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp. 

Ralphie's Dad: What is a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a Major Award. I won it! 

Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it? 

Ralphie's Dad: Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.

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Santa's Little Helpers

"First, I went through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest... Then, I went past the sea of twirly, swirly gumdrops... And after that: I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel".

... Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell), Elf

"We elves like to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup".

... Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell), Elf

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White Meat Monday - Coming to an END

"What a story. Everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her rear end". 

... Birdie (Thelma Ritter), All About Eve

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Holiday Gift Ideas - Men's Ties

You know, I have a method all my own. If you'll notice, the coat came first, then the tie, then the shirt. Now, according to Hoyle, after that the pants should be next. There's where I'm different. I go for the shoes next. First the right, then the left. After that, it's every man for himself. 

... Clark Gable, It Happened One Night

Featured Model: At the Movies with "Spencer"

"White Meat Only"

... Latrell Spencer - White Chicks

"There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails."

... Spencer Tracy

"Let's not kiss any more, dear, until after breakfast".

... Anatol Spencer - The Affairs of Anatol

"Spencer? Spencer ... Spencer what is that? Did you feel that? My God what is that"?

... Capt. Alex Streck - The Astronaut's Wife

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