Showing posts with label South Carolina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Carolina. Show all posts

Friday, November 27, 2009

Black Friday In A Red State


South Carolina has suspended its state sales tax on all gun purchases today and tomorrow - calling it an "ExtravaGUNza". From the New York Daily News:

The great state of South Carolina is putting its own sick twist on Black Friday with a tax holiday on firearm purchases. Not cars. Not clothes. Certainly not books. Just guns. For the 48 hours following Thanksgiving, gun buyers will enjoy a break of up to 9% in state and local taxes. Firearms traffickers are not expected to pass the savings on to New York criminals, but what is called "the extrava-gun-za" and "Second Amendment Weekend" is sure to help South Carolina stay among the top five states that provide 85% of the illegal handguns recovered in New York City.

Five states (Georgia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina and Virginia) provide 85% of the guns recovered in NYC crimes. Gun runners go to these states, where it's easy to purchase firearms, buy whatever they can, and then go to NYC and sell these guns to criminals. And, eventually, these guns are used to commit crimes.

Believe it or not, I am not someone who believes that guns should be completely outlawed. My dad always had hunting rifles in the house (under lock and key), and we were taught at a very young age to respect guns. I think if someone wants to buy a rifle and go shoot poor, defenseless Bambi, then the 2nd Amendment allows them to do it. But they should be made to go through background checks up the wazoo ... to insure they are not insane and/or a criminal.

But when people are buying and selling multiple automatic and semi-automatic weapons that are made solely to kill PEOPLE, I think that's where we need to draw the line. No one needs an AK-47 to kill Bambi ... but it does come in handy when you want to mow down rival gang members.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

André Bauer - Gay Gay GAY?!?


Gay activist Mike Rogers, who has a pretty good track record of exposing hypocritical closet-cases (he was the first to out Larry Craig), BLOGGED yesterday that South Carolina Lt. Governor André Bauer is gay.

I'm a reporter. I meet with people and I talk to them. Then based on a review of all of the facts, I report closet cases that hurt the gay community. You may not like my style, but I have a track record of 100%. And for those reasons I am now able to confirm a rumor that has circulated in South Carolina for years. South Carolina Lt. Governor Andre Bauer is a closeted anti-gay politician who stands to replace Mark Sanford should Sanford resign or be impeached (a real possibility as Sanford is caught in his own sex scandal.)


This was picked up by The Huffington Post yesterday. And at the end of their post, HuffPo did an “Around the Web” link list of related blog posts. And holding the top spot on that list?...

DAVID DUST: Lt. Gov. André Bauer – ‘Confirmed Bachelor’?

Yes Biatches, the most popular blog on the interwebz linked to the tongue-in-cheek photo essay I did back in June!

It turns out that if you Google “Andre Bauer Gay”, that post comes out at or near the top. In addition to HuffPo, I was also linked by Joe.My.God and Feast of Fools - and traffic to DavidDust has skyrocketed.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Lt. Gov. André Bauer - "Confirmed Bachelor"?


The one person who benefitted from Michael Jackson's death yesterday was South Carolina Governor Mark Sandford (R-Argentina). Almost immediately the press stopped talking about the horny Governor's affair and focused on The King of Pop's death.

Although Sanford has said he will not resign, let's take a look at the man who would replace him - Lt. Governor André Bauer (above). Dust Bunny Grady sent me an email yesterday saying that his Gaydar went off-the-charts when he looked into the handsome, unmarried 40 year old - and I agree. So let's do a little bit of baseless stereotyping, shall we?!? After all, we're all just a bunch of Godless Homersexticals (or Whores) around here, so what do we have to lose?...

First of all - the Lieutenant Governor's name is André, for Liza's sake! There hasn't been a straight André since André The Giant (who DID prance around in tights ... hmmmm?).

Secondly, Mr. Bauer (R-Chelsea) seems to like spending time in the gym...


..and he jogs to keep himself fit and trim.


He also hangs out with butch-looking women...


André has been known to wear festive gowns...


... and has been known to enjoy some man-on-man lovin' while wearing said gowns.


And who is THIS handsome gentleman with André? I swear, I think the guy on the left and I hooked up once - so André needs to keep his hands off my man. Don't make me cut a Lt. Gov. beeyotch.


Finally, it seems Mr. Bauer has a little bit of a uniform fetish...


So, based on this extremely scientifical evidence, what do you think? I say: Gay Gay GAY!


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