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Today's Lunch ...

... if I lived in Austria.

The Micky D's folks in Austria have managed to make the awesome McRib (shut up, it's delicious!) even AWESOMER. They bread it, deep fry it, cover it with cheese, add some bacon et Voilà - a culinary masterpiece.

In all honesty, if the "McRibster" comes to NYC I will be all over it.

Dear Nutritionist: PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST. Thanks.

BREAKING: McRib Returns November 2 !

Attention all "pressed pork product conglomerate" sandwich lovers - McDonald's is bringing back the McRib next month for six weeks only! There goes my diet ...

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I Pray This Is Real: McRibbles

This is supposedly a leaked ad for McDonald's latest product - McRibbles.  Basically, they are McRib sandwiches in McNugget form.

Dear Baby Jeebus: Thank you for hearing and answering my prayers.  Amen.

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UPDATE:  If you like the idea of bite-size nuggets of processed "pork product" slathered in flavored corn starch BBQ sauce, then JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP.

Constant Carb Craving - Biscuits & Gravy

OMG - Someone PLEASE put this Bob Evans Biscuit-In-A-Bowl and Sausage Gravy Dispenser in my Break Room!  And YES, it is REAL.

BREAKING: Brooklyn Arby's to Open NEXT WEEK!

Thanks to those of you who sent me this story yesterday.  The Arby's in downtown Brooklyn (the one I've been breathlessly awaiting) is scheduled to open next Thursday!

I took this great news to the DavidDust "Art Department", and my crack staff (crackHEAD staff??) created this gorgeous artist's rendering of me entering the new Arby's ...

Didn't they do a great job?!? Look how thin they made me look!!  Anywhore, I WILL be taking a trip to Brooklyn in eight days for some delicious roast beef and curly fries.  Then I'll return to my apartment to watch the second episode of Project Runway Season 7.  And all will be right with the world...

>P,B!

This Is Even A Little Much For ME...

From The Daily What.