Today's Lunch ...

... if I lived in Austria.

The Micky D's folks in Austria have managed to make the awesome McRib (shut up, it's delicious!) even AWESOMER. They bread it, deep fry it, cover it with cheese, add some bacon et Voilà - a culinary masterpiece.

In all honesty, if the "McRibster" comes to NYC I will be all over it.

Dear Nutritionist: PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST. Thanks.

A Gorgeous Lunchtime Treat

What better way to treat my Election Night hangover, than with a delicious McRib! But while in line at my local McDonald's, I found something even tastier than processed-pork-product-patties smothered in BBQ sauce ...

Oh HEAVENS! I wish you could have seen the body on him - slammin'.

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He Can Take It ... But I Can't

Ever since Tattoo Parlors (do they still call them that??) were legalized in NYC a few years ago, many have opened up near my job (in the Village). The thing that freaks me out is that many of them do their tattooing RIGHT IN THE FRONT WINDOW for all to see!

Considering that I can't even look at fake needles on TV hospital shows, watching people get tattooed LIVE makes me cringe. This is especially upsetting because I have to pass by at least 3 of these establishments on my way to McDonalds for a lunchtime McRib. But not even public displays of tattooing will prevent me from those delicious processed-pork-product-patty sammiches.

BREAKING: If Loving You Is Wrong ...

... then I don't want to be right. Oh YES - that gorgeous fella above was my lunch. He is gone now - but it was beautiful while it lasted.

I thought we wouldn't be able to MEET UNTIL NOVEMBER 2ND, but I was mistaken. FYI: I now know what the main course will be at my BIG GAY FAST-FOOD WEDDING reception.

{{{{BURP}}}}

BREAKING: McRib Returns November 2 !

Attention all "pressed pork product conglomerate" sandwich lovers - McDonald's is bringing back the McRib next month for six weeks only! There goes my diet ...

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NGLCC To McDonald's - See Ya Later, Haters!

According to Joe.My.God, The National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (which represents 1.4 million LGBT-owned businesses) had severed all ties with McDonald's.

Perhaps somebody at the NGLCC read MY RANT about Christian homophobic McDonald's COO Donald Thompson (above).

As I said before, I've started my own one (fat) man boycott of the Golden Arches - so my diabolical plot to change or destroy McDonald's is going right according to plan.

However, if I hear about the McRib coming back to NYC, all bets are off ...