The Best Thing About The 2011 Oscars

Happy Hump Day from James Franco and his remarkably gorgeous boootaaaayy!


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"Ladies & Gentleman - Please Rise for the Gay National Anthem..."

The adorable kids from Staten Island's Public School 22 - conducted by their adorable teacher Gregg "Mr. B" Breinberg" - performed Somewhere Over The Rainbow during the finale of last night's Oscars.

Gone But Not Forgotten

I didn't watch the Oscars last night, but apparently they forgot to include Corey Haim (who died last March) during the "These Are The People We Lost" montage. But those intrepid Twitterers (try saying that 3 times fast) certainly didn't forget the late Lost Boys actor.

via TDW

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Live From The Oscar's Red Carpet

"Hi. Who are you wearing??"

“Its like the old economic theory about money ? bad gossip, it seems, drives out good gossip. We get every detail of the dress that the latest anorexic bombshell on the red carpet is wearing. We know entirely too much about these people.”

... Liz Smith

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CSI Miami Meets The Oscars

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Dear Oscars - Please Make a Note of It ...

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Shhhhhhhhhh..... I Have A Secret

The Oscars do absolutely NOTHING for me.  I haven't been to an actual movie theater in years (not really sure why - it just happened), so I obviously haven't seen any of the nominated films/performances.  Furthermore, I cannot stand Ryan Seacrest - who has completely ruined the red-carpet arrivals for me.

So does this mean I'll have my Homosexual Membership Card taken away from me?

White Meat Monday Boyfriends - Mr. Miley Cyrus

Justin Gaston - underwear model and wannabe country music star - shows off his package in the latest edition of VMan. Justin, 20, and Miley Cyrus, 16, are supposedly "just friends" and occasionally attend church together. If I were Miley, Justin would definitely get a little over-the-sweater action (at the very LEAST). But then again I'm a big whore who never goes to church.

By the way - did you see Miley's ridiculous dress on the red carpet last night? Why does Miley's stylist insist on dressing her like she is 36, and not 16? It just seemed like a bit much.

A "Bad Gay" Talks About the Oscars

I am a bad Gay. I am a bad Gay because I don’t really like awards shows – especially the Oscars. I really don’t care much about the fashions (BAD Gay!), and I did not see one nominated movie from last night’s ceremony - not even Milk (BAD Gay!). In all honesty, I only saw one movie in a movie theater this past year – and it was Madagascar II (VERY Bad Gay!).

But I must say, the parts of last night’s Oscars I watched last night were pretty good. I thought Hugh Jackman’s opening number (with the charismatic Anne Hathaway, below) was fantastic. Whether Jackman is gay, straight, or bi – he is a natural song-and-dance man. I had the pleasure of seeing "Huge Ackman" (thanks Bob!) on Broadway in The Boy From Oz, and he was phenomenal. And I'm not one of those Queens who drools over Mr. Jackman's physical beauty (BAD Gay!), because I'm not as fond of the White Meat as some of you good Gays.

However, the musical number with Beyonce/Sasha Fierce and Miss Zac Ephron was HORRIBLE. Michael K, the hysterical blogger at DListed was live-blogging last night – although he calls it “Drunkblogging”. Here are a couple of his comments:

“This shit isn’t even good enough for a Carnival Cruise ship”. And when Beyonce broke into a couple of bars of “At Last”, Michael exclaimed “WTF?!? Etta James just fucking exploded!!!” Maybe I should “Drunkblog” the finale of Tool Academy?...

Anywhoo, Dustin Lance Black’s (below left, with Cleve Jones) acceptance speech made me sob. Mostly because I wish someone had said those words on an Oscar telecast when I was a little gay kid. And Sean Penn also made me cry when he talked about Proposition 8.

But the highlight of the evening was Sophia Friggin Loren. Go ahead and diss her Annie Oakley Gold Rush Hooker gown all you want. That bitch is 74 years old! She can wear whatever the HELL she wants! And when Ms. Loren put her hand on her hip before honoring Meryl Streep, it was the ultimate Diva Moment. YOU BETTER WORK!!!!

Learn It, Bitches...

The Red Carpet arrivals to the Oscars have begun. Are you watching?...

Baby Jesus to be Madonna's Oscar Date?

Madonna is reportedly taking her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz to the Oscar's tonight. Let's hope she wears sleeves - and he doesn't.

Madonna and the Baby Jesus were seen leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center recently (below). Luz is supposedly so in love with Her Madgesty that he's willing to learn about Kabbalah - even though he comes from a devout Catholic family. Many Madonna-watchers, however, are saying this whole "relationship" is a typical trick to keep Madge in the spotlight.

Hey - Madonna could be doing worse things than banging a 22-year-old Brazilian hunk. Goodness knows I would if I were her. Don't judge, bitches - it's a free country.

Javier and Josh Dry-Hump at the Oscars!

Javier Bardem and smokin-hot Josh Brolin getting to know each other better on Oscar night. Ah, to be the "meat" in a Javier/Josh sandwich...

Towleroad has more pics here.

NON-Closet Case Oscar Couple

Grey's Anatomy actor T.R. Knight brought his boyfriend Mark Cornelsen to Elton John's Oscar bash on Sunday. Unlike some other queens, these two weren't afraid to show each other affection.

Just Jared has the full story here.

Oscars "Have No Time" For Brad Renfro

Actor Brad Renfro, who died of a heroin overdose last month, was noticeably absent from the "In Memoriam" section of the Oscars last night.

Apparently, it was an "editing decision" to leave him out of the list of Hollywood VIP's who had died this past year. The video montage DID, however, include a bunch of "executives" that no one outside of Hollywood had ever heard of.

TMZ has the story here.

Last Night At The Oscars...

I watched most of the Academy Awards last night – although I missed the red carpet arrivals (I was at the Laundromat washing clothes – glamorous!). The Oscars are a BIG DEAL to a lot of people – but I hardly ever go to the movies, so the show invariably features a bunch of movies I’ve never seen. Nevertheless I took a peek – and made some observations.

Jon Stewart is hysterical. I could watch him tying his shoes – and he would still make me laugh. Best line (regarding the upcoming presidential election): “Usually when you see a black or woman president, an asteroid has just hit the Statue of Liberty.” So true. It was also adorable when he let that chick (who won for some documentary or animated somesuch) come back and give her acceptance speech – since she had been cut off by the producers/band/powers that be. Adorable.

Whoever is dressing Jennifer Hudson needs to be shot. If it is still Andre Leon Tally (from Vogue), someone must get an elephant gun and shoot that big bitch NOW. Andre ALWAYS dresses her wrong (remember the weird space wrap/jacket thingy last year?!?). JHud's boobies arrived 5 minutes before she did. She is a very attractive girl – someone just needs to put her in appropriate clothes.

Advice to Diablo Cody, who won the Best Original Screenplay Oscar for Juno: just because you USED TO BE a stripper, doesn’t mean you should STILL dress like one. You are adorable (and an Oscar winner, for goodness sakes) – proceed IMMEDIATELY to Chanel. Also, you can stop using your stripper name now.

And finally, Javier Bardem is one SEXY daddy. In fact, he’s the Daddy of the Day over at Dwight Supremacy (click here to see). My blogger buddy Dwight has EXCELLENT taste.