Over One Million Page Loads!!

Holy cow!! I just happened to check the StatCounter at the bottom of my blog page, and it recently rolled over the ONE MILLION mark!! I installed StatCounter at the end of April - so in about 6 months DavidDust has had over one million page loads. That is simply mind-boggling.

I feel a little like Dr. Evil ... "One MEEEEEEELION!"...


All I can say is - Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

Bootleg Blogging - Hola Papi!

My computer is dead, so I am secretly "Bootleg Blogging" from an undisclosed and secure location. I am doing this so my readers don't lose interest while I try and get my computer issues fixed.

Speaking of readers - today my total page-views passed 500,000! Considering I only installed StatCounter 3 MONTHS AGO - that is absolutely mind-blowing.

Oh, and I now have 196 Followers! ... sorry - that's a Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend inside joke. :)

I Used To HATE Statistics...

... until StatCounter came along. Holy Crap - yesterday we had over 3,300 visitors here at DavidDust, and over 6,200 page views! Amazing.

Are you listening Google AdSense?!? I don't know if I mentioned this or not, but I had hoped to earn a badly-needed dollar or two by including advertising on the blog recently. Google AdSense TURNED ME DOWN because of "Adult Content". WTF??

I'll give you some "Adult Content" ... you NO-GOOD, DIRTY, MOTHER-f**#$#@, *#@!*-eating, #*!@*^$-loving, *^&$##*, #*##!!@, DUMB-ASSES!!!

Okay ... I feel better now. Anywhoo - thanks everyone for stopping by. And if any company would like to reach a whole bunch of fierce Dust Bunnies and advertise on my blog, send me an email. I promise to be nice...

Count Your Stats

Last month when I had dinner with The Minx, she told me how easy it was to sign up for and "install" StatCounter.Com to a blog. Since I am technologically... what's the word? ... a DIPSHIT, I had my doubts. But Minxie was 100% correct - it was quick, easy, and free.

All you do is go to StatCounter.Com and sign up for a free account. There, they will give you easy instructions on how you add the feature to your blog. Seriously, if I can do it, anyone can. It just becomes another "gadget" along the side (or at the bottom) of your blog.

The results you will see are fascinating. StatCounter tells you how many visitors and page views you receive daily/weekly/monthly - and tells you what sites these people came from. It also tells you which posts were most popular, and how much time people spend visiting your blog. This may seem boring to some of you, but I love looking at this kind of crap. And, believe it or not, I plan on using this information to make DavidDust even more enjoyable for my Dust Bitches.

I have to say I was ASTOUNDED to find out how many people actually visit my blog. I'm averaging almost 2500 visitors daily! The bar graph at the top of this post shows my actual visitor stats as of this morning.

This makes me wonder - who in the hell ARE all these people?!? Right now I have 129 "Followers", and a little over 200 of you subscribe to my RSS Feed. If I had to, I could maybe list 200-300 readers. SO WHO ARE THE OTHER 2200 PEOPLE WHO STOP BY EACH DAY.

Seriously people, talk to me. Tell me what you hate (I already know: MY WHINING), and what you like. Or just call me a fat bitch - but do something!! Actually, if you call me a "Fat Bitch" I'll just whine about it - so let's not do that...

Thanks to ALL of you (known or unknown) for stopping by...


>P, b.