American Idol Pants On The Ground

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I cannot get this out of my head. BEGONE, "General Larry Platt"!!!! And take your catchy little tune with you!!!

"Looking like a FOOL with your pants on the ground" ... STOP!!!!!!!

Hottie of the Day - Jenry Bejarano

Jenry Bejarano, 19, is a model and singer. American Idol fans may remember Jenry's audition during Season 6 (last picture) - when he was only 16 years old.

Breaking: Paula Abdul Won't Be Returning to Idol

You know if Perez Hilton and The Twatter (same thing?) are reporting it, then it's 115% true. Paula Abdul will not return for the next season of American Idol. That's just WRONG ...

American Idol Without Paula???

American Idol without Paula Abdul? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Adam Loses - Sandhurst Remains

Adam Lambert lost American Idol!! I was shocked - even though I didn't really follow the show, it was obvious when Adam and Kris sung side-by-side that Adam is WAY more talented. Let the "did he lose because he was gay?" debate begin...

In other news, although Tyson said Sandhurst (below) had "the body of a supermodel, but the face of an accountant" (oh SNAP!), Sandhurst remained on Make Me A Supermodel. Former Mennonite Salome was sent home.

Having Trouble Getting Through

I worked late, so I missed American Idol - but when I saw this graphic over at Joe.My.God., I was reminded that I needed to vote for the Glittery Gay.

So I've been dialing (all 3 numbers) for the past hour, and I've only gotten through twice. I hope that means that everyone is voting for Glamborace (Dlisted's nickname for Adam Lambert).

Anyone else have problems getting through?

White Meat Monday - Broadway Edition

Former American Idol contestant Ace Young has joined the Broadway cast of Grease - playing the role of Kenickie. Looks like perfect casting to me.

And speaking of American Idol, Clay Aiken has returned to Spamalot after taking the summer off. Read the story from Queerty here.

Tonight's American Idol Features "Pariah Scary"!

Sorry, I meant "Mariah Carey". If I don't have to work tonight, I will DEFINITELY be tuning in for this mess...

American Idol Final Twelve

So here are the final twelve contestants on American Idol (I keep wanting to call them “designers” - still detoxing from Project Runway). I’ve watched A.I. a few times this season, and here are some observations:

What is going on with the kid with the hippie freak dreadlock drama on his head? This kid is ADORABLE, but his hair is so, so, SO unfortunate.

Piece-of-chicken David Archuleta MADE MY JADED ASS CRY - and I think he has a good chance of winning. But his Mormon parents are going to be the ones crying when he figures out that he likes boys. I mean, for goodness sakes he sang THE GAY NATIONAL ANTHEM - “And I am Telling You I’m Not Going” to Kelly Clarkson when he was 11. Gayest.Scenario.Ever.

That chick with the two-tone hair is the Hottest Tranny Mess I’ve seen in a while.



I’m still rooting for my stripper papi - David Hernandez. As those of you who are familiar with me or my blog know - it doesn’t get much better than hot Latino stripper. Ok, maybe a Latino Stripper at Arby’s…

Photos from A Socialite’s Life.

Robbie And His Wig Get Sent Home

On American Idol last night, Robbie Carrico and three other contestents were sent packing. The producers must be relieved - read why here.

Did You See This Kid Sing Last Night?

David Archuleta, 17, sang John Lennon's "Imagine" last night on American Idol. Of course I was flipping back and fourth between Idol and the Democratic debate, and I flipped back to Idol just in time to see Randy, Paula, and Simon raving about David's performance.

So this morning I went to the YouTubes and found him. Oh.My.God. This boy made me cry...

Eleven-year-old girls everywhere have just found their version of Scott Baio.