"You Cannot Send This Smile ...

... to users of the same gender, you disgusting abomination."

But what if I just wanted to send a "Smile" to Jeebus???

Source: JMG

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Harold Camping: Scam Artist

Harold "The End Is Near So Send Me Your Money" Camping has decided that October 21st is the REAL, honest-to-Jeebus, no-foolin', cross-my-heart-you're-gonna-die END TIMES. But he'd prefer not to talk about it anymore (via The Daily What):

Commenting for the first time regarding his incorrect Rapture date, Family Radio co-founder Harold Camping said May 21 did actually herald the beginning of the End, but the reason you may have missed it is because it was “an invisible judgment day.” Apparently, humanity will not endure five months of fire and brimstone — instead, Earth will simply meet its unceremonious end on October 21. 

The multimillionaire (!!!) minister, who has been wrong at least once before, answered questions concerning the lack of Rapture on his radio show, “Open Forum.” Camping said he will speak no further to his revised prediction and would grant no additional interviews.

Camping goes on to say he has no plans to sell his house and other worldly possessions before October 21st because this is just another scam.

I pity the idiots who've made this homophobic snake oil salesman a rich man.

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Sunday Religion

Watch these gentle "Christians" taunt this praying Muslim man while they lovingly throw crosses at his feet. All in the name of Jeebus. Amen.

For background, go HERE.

The Power of Rick Astley Compels You!

A bunch of "Christian" Fundaretardalists recently perched themselves outside a gay bar in Tampa - harrassing the bar's patrons. So Jeremy Gloff did what any normal Queen would do - he took off his pants and used the power of the dance - accompanied by Rick Astley - to ward off these evil demons. Bottom line, those biatches got Rick-Rolled!!

 

Note that these "Christians" are devoting time and energy to harrassing - and not HELPING other human beings. What happened to "Do unto others"? Are there absolutely no homeless or hungry people in Tampa who could use a helping hand?

Or is HATE the most important value you teach at your "church"???

GOD .. JUST .. GOT .. BETTER!

SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!!!

McDonald's COO: Gay French Ad Won't Air In U.S.

Many of you have seen the gay-positive ad that ran in France showing a young man texting calling his boyfriend before joining his Dad for lunch (above).  It was cute and uplifting - see it HERE.

But Donald Johnson, McDonald's COO (above) brought his warm Christian love to work and declared that the ad would NEVER run in the United States.  Because he is a Christian and it offends his Jeebus-loving sensibilities - which those heathen French don't have.  Or something.

Here is Johnson's statement, via Joe.My.God:

I've never shied away from the fact that I'm a Christian. I have my own personal beliefs and I don't impose those on anybody else. I've been in countries where the majority of the people in the country don't believe in a deity or they may be atheist. Or the majority of the country is Muslim. Or it may be the majority is much younger skewed. So when you look at all these differences, it's not that I'm to be the judge or the jury relative to right or wrong. Having said that, at McDonald's, there are core values we stand for and the world is getting much closer. So we have a lot of conversations. We're going to make some mistakes at times. (We talk) about things that may have an implication in one part of the world and may be the cultural norm in another part of the world. And those are things that, yes, we're going to learn from. But, you're right, that commercial won't show in the United States.

First of all, who in the plastic fork are YOU?!?  Because YOU are a "Christian", you've decided - for your entire company - that a pro-gay ad won't run in the U.S.???  And I love how Christians will always claim they're not imposing their beliefs on others - while they impose their beliefs on others.

Consider this: can you imagine if a major American company hired a devout Muslim COO from Saudi Arabia who was a follower of Sharia law?  And this COO decided that men and women weren't allowed to be in the same room at company headquarters, and women couldn't drive company cars and must keep their heads covered at all times??

And when questioned about this, the COO honestly replied:  "But I'm a good Muslim, and to do otherwise would offend me and my religion".

The right wing of this country would go completely insane.

As always, when Christians impose their backwards beliefs on others (even at major American corporations), it's fine and good and "American".  If anyone else (like the dirty French or the fancy Homersexticals) has a different idea of how people should be treated in this country, God's Gentle People scream "COMMUNISM!", get out their shotguns and head to a Tea Party rally.  Followed by devout prayer at their "church". Disgusting.

I got news for McDonald's - I am (seriously) one of your biggest customers [insert fat joke HERE].  But I don't care how badly I crave a Sausage Biscuit with Cheese (or two) - you ain't getting a thin dime of my heathen homo money until that rat bastard Donald Johnson apologizes AND runs gay-positive ads in the United States.

Don't mess with this fat biatch, I can't breath and I ain't playing ...

Joe.My.God Discusses Shady Oral Roberts

My blog hero/inspiration Joe.My.God announced evangelist and "faith healer" Oral Robert's death yesterday with this headline:

"World's Most Successful Scam Artist Dies"

Here is a snippet:

In addition to claiming that God spoke directly to him every day, this multimillionaire scam artist also performed faked healings for hundreds of thousands of deluded saps who promptly handed over their meager life savings.

Joe wraps it up the post with this gem:

Oral Roberts will be laid to rest in a platinum coffin lined with gold and encrusted with precious gems as his multimillionaire heirs reverently light thousand-dollar bills in his memory. Praise His Name!

Read the entire post HERE. I had always heard of Oral Roberts (who names their kid "Oral", btw?!?) - but I never really knew his shady history. Interesting.

"Pastor" Claims All Gays Are Pedophiles

"Pastor" Steven Anderson (above) of the Faithful Word Baptist "Church" of Tempe, AZ is the idiot who got national attention by telling his congregation that he prays for President Obama's death.

Anderson's nightly prayer probably goes something like this...

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
And if it's not too must to ask,
could you please kill that black guy
who is making all us backwoods inbreds
crazier than a sack full of ferrets?
Kthxbai.

This "man of God" (barf) displayed his gentle and loving brand of Christianity again during an interview with openly gay journalist/blogger Michelangelo Signorile. It seems that Anderson is convinced that all gay people are pedophiles. Period. End of story.

Here is a transcript of a portion of their conversation (and I'm seriously not making this part up)...

MS: You know, I'm gay..I'm gay, and I don't molest any children. What do you think of that?
SA: Well, I'd say you're lying.
MS: You think i must be molesting children, right?
SA: Exactly, right.
MS: Do you pray that I'll died tonight?
SA: If you're a homosexual, I hope you get brain cancer like Ted Kennedy.

How can ANYONE consider this guy a Christian?

I don't wish brain cancer on Steve Anderson, but I DO hope that his five children grow up to despise and shun him for his disgusting beliefs. And I also hope at least one of them turns out to be a fabulous, non-pedophile, homersextical.

h/t to Joe.My.God.

Someone Is Trying To SAVE You Heathens

I found out over the weekend that if you accidentally type in the URL: www.daviddust.blogpsot.com (reversing the "s" and the "p"), you get re-directed to a "religious" site. For our purposes, let's call the site FakeChristianAssMunchers.Com - because I don't want to give them any more publicity than I have to. FYI: you have officially arrived as a Gay Blogger if right-wing Asshats are trying to "save" your readers.

In addition to not naming their site here, I'm also not going to link to it. Especially since the people at FakeChristianAssMunchers.Com think I should DIE for being gay:

"God clearly and unmistakably shows in Romans that those who practice homosexuality and lesbianism are worthy of death. They shall surely perish unless they repent."

Isn't that FUN?!? Do these fuckwads really think that a Dust Bunny looking for hot pics of Papiflesh is going to renounce his sexuality after making a FUCKING TYPO?!? Lame ... pretty lame.

But above all, I am truly honored they think my blog is important enought to take the time to do this. Thank you, FakeChristianButtMunchers.Com ... thank you.

If they only knew how VERY RARELY I have the opportunity to "practice" homosexuality these days...


Thanks to the "accute dyslexia" of Dust Bunny Micah for bringing this to my attention.

"Christians" Vow To Spread Hate Across Nation

The "Christian" Coalition, who do the Lord's work by hating on the Gays, is patting itself on the back for being so good at Election Day Hate:

Among the most important news from yesterday's elections were the banning of homosexual "marriages" in the states of California, Florida, and Arizona. Indeed, the citizens of California overturned a tyrannical judicial decision by 4 California judges (in a 4-3 decision earlier this year) by passing Proposition 8 yesterday.

The President of the Christian Coalition of America, Roberta Combs (the ugly bitch pictured above) said: "The American people are proud of their fellow citizens in the states of California, Florida and Arizona for upholding traditional marriage between one man and one woman. Christian Coalition of America will continue to fight to ensure that government serves to strengthen and preserve, rather than threaten, our families and our values."

Thus far, 30 states have outlawed homosexual "marriages" by an average close to 70% approval by voters through amendments to the state constitutions. In addition, the voters in Arkansas yesterday approved a measure banning unmarried couples from serving as adoptive or foster parents. It will be the goal of Christian Coalition to ensure that the other 20 states adopt similar amendments banning homosexual "marriages" including the states of Massachusetts and Connecticut which also had two judicial decisions, by one vote margins, legalizing these abominations.

These are the same Douchenozzles who boycotted McDonald's after one of its executives was named to the board of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce. Heaven forbid.

Margaret Cho Is A Christian, You F*ckers!

Here is an exerpt from a recent blog post from DIVA Margaret Cho:

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

Sweet Baby Jeebus - Cho has received more than 500 comments on her blog about this post alone. Read the entire entry HERE - if you dare.