Santa Comes ...

... bearing gifts. Or GIFT.

Have you been naughty or nice?? Either way, Santa's gonna give it to you ...

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Undies On Sunday

 

 

 

 

 

If you are looking to get me a Christmas present this year, I'd like numbers 1 thru 7 - WITHOUT the underwear. Kthxbai.

Christmas Gifts Your Pets Don't Need

I found these ridiculous REAL Etsy products on The Daily What. First up we have, FELINE COLLARS shaped like ties (above). Yeah, I can just see how happy Oscar would be wearing one of those. Not.

And THIS product contains more WTF-per-square-inch than anything I've ever seen in my life. Check out the PET BUTT COVER...


I might get some of those for myself... Hey, you never know when you'll need to appear "fresh as a flower"!

Presents From Kailyn!

I am NOT a Monday person. I even postpone going to bed on Sunday night because I know when I'll wake up it'll be Monday morning and time to go to work.

But this week started off a little differently. Waiting for me on my desk on Monday morning was a care package from my girl Kailyn, who lives in the Bay Area. In the box she included a very sweet note, some organic Strawberry Jam, and artist-produced notecards from her recent trip to Filoli (the "Dynasty Mansion"). I was delighted to get a little breath of fresh California air on a dreary NYC Monday morning. Thanks, K!

These items were procured during her recent travels, which Kailyn blogs about (among other things) at Kailyn's Creations - take a look when you get a chance. I also recommend that you check back in a couple of weeks when The Mistress Maddie makes her first visit to Kailyn and the San Francisco area. And don't worry, if there are any earthquakes during that time, it's probably just a drunken Maddie dropping her extra-large glass of Gin!

Thanks Jen M ...

Thanks to Jen M for brightening my mailbox recently - you are TOO sweet. And thanks to all my DustBunnies for being so damn fabulous!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Drunken Dust Bunny - GIFTS!

I am back to reality (and back to work) today, but I've decided to try and feature pics from the Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend every day this week. Nothing like clinging to your fabulous past...

Above are some of the gifts I received from various Dust Bunnies. The Chinese red fan and the sandalwood soap were from Maddie, the bunny dish was from Kailyn, and the fabulous red kitchen accessories were from Mark in DE and Spouse. Also from Mark was this fabulous refrigerator magnet, which perfectly sums up my attitude toward exercise...


Thanks for all the goodies!!!

I LOVE Getting Presents!

I wanted to mention the generosity of two Dust Bunnies who actually took the time to buy/make/send/give me gifts over the weekend.

First of all, my top Dust Bunny from Toronto - code named "Dust Bunny Judge Judy" - recently read about my red kitchen and asked me for my address. Over the weekend I received a lovely red mail caddy and the most adorable "devil" digital clock/timer. Thank you, Your Honor!!! And I am buying you a drink the next time you're in NYC - you better call me.

And my darling "sister" - the Mistress Maddie - made her famous Sand Tart cookies and brought them to me this weekend. Maddie even put NUTS on some of them, because she knows how much I love nuts!!!! And let me tell you, that huge box of cookies is almost gone. Or "almost all", as we would say back in Central Pennsylvania.

Thanks to both of you for being so thoughtful!!