From The "That's SO Wrong" Files: South Park Takes On Penn State

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SRSLY, You Guys: Cheesy Poofs Coming Soon!

Eric Cartman's favorite snack - Cheesy Poofs - will be coming to a Wall-Mart near you starting next month. And when I say "you", I mean YOU - since there are no Wal-Marts in NYC.

Which is just Night-Court-in-its-5th-Season LAME...

"Giant Crustacean From The Paleolithic Era"

Chef's Father: That's right. I said, "I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!"

Chef's Mother: I gave him a dollar.

Chef's Father: She gave him a dollar.

Chef's Mother: I thought he'd go away if I have him a dollar.

Chef's Father: Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more! 

Wah Eva !

OMG - I almost choked when I saw this on Kayce's Tumblr. This is from one of my favorite South Park episodes - and I STILL incorporate "Wah Eva ... I Du Wot I Wawnt!" into my daily conversations from time to time.

If you have no idea WAH I'm talking about, watch South Park's "Freak Strike" episode HERE. But you don't have to. Wah Eva ... Du Wot U Wawnt!.

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South Park - It's a Jersey Thing

South Park skewered New Joisey this week - featuring characters from Real Housewives and Jersey Shore. Poor Snooki got the worst of it - they turned her into a big-haired, pickle-eating, drink-swilling, guy-humping Jersey version of Gollum. Which, come to think of it, pretty much describes her perfectly.

To watch the entire episode, go HERE. And stay until the end - like I said, they really GO THERE.

Kenny Lives!

I guess those bastards DIDN'T kill Kenny.

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No Fairytale Ending

As South Park Guidance Counselor Mr. Mackey would say, "Hey Children - drugs are bad.... Mmmkay?".

OMG - Epic South Park WIN

If you are a South Park fan then you should appreciate this EPIC WIN from FAIL Blog.  Timmy!!!

O Holy Night - by Eric Cartman

Bob over at I Should Be Laughing has been posting some great Christmas music - so I thought I would blatantly steal his idea and use it for myself. Because that's what you do on a Friday afternoon when you can't think of anything to blog about ... you STEAL.

O Holy Night is my absolute favorite Christmas song - but when Eric Cartman from South Park sings it, the song is even better. Add a cattle prod into the mix and it becomes priceless.

David's Favorite Things...

I'm like Oprah these days, talking about "my favorite things" - but the other night I got to see one of my favorite movies ever - South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut. I never go to the movies, but I paid to see that movie TWICE when it came out in 1999. I have always been a huge fan of South Park.

And the best line from this movie? One of the running jokes in the film is the fact that Saddam Hussein and Satan are lovers, and they live together in Hell. But Satan doesn't like how Saddam treats him:

Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend that I'm someone else?

Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minnelli?

Classic.

South Park Mor(m)on Musical Planned

By JARETT WEISELMAN – New York Post

They've blamed Canada and killed Kenny - now, the creators of "South Park" want to bring singing Mormons to Broadway.

The two most politically incorrect writers on TV, who revel in creating off-color antics in South Park, Colo., are crossing the Utah border - where they'll take on Salt Lake City Mormons in a new musical comedy.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone's "Mormon Musical" - written along with Robert Lopez, one of the creators of Broadway's puppet show for grownups, "Avenue Q" - will start rehearsals next month and star Cheyenne Jackson [Editor’s Note: Cheyenne (pictured above) is a former DADDY OF THE DAY], according to a report that first appeared on nypost.com's Pop Wrap blog.

The new show is "hilarious - very acerbic and biting," said Jackson, whose last Broadway show was "Xanadu."

It deals with the lives and loves of Mormons and "offends everybody, but [also] does what 'South Park' does best, which is by the end, it comes around and has something great to say," Jackson said.

If you have never seen the South Park episode All About The Mormons?, you MUST find it and watch it. It is a hilarious spoof of the actual beliefs of the Mormon church, featuring a Native American Angel, “Seer Stones”, and "Golden Plates". A chorus of “Dum, dum, dum, dum, DUMB!” is sung anytime this "truth is stranger than fiction" is depicted onscreen, and “Smart, smart, smart, smart, SMART!” when someone questions the ridiculousness of it all. Hysterical.

UPDATE: The ever-helpful Kayce provides us this link to the All About The Mormons? episode. Click HERE to watch. She adds: *** note to bunnies around the world: the full ep player comes up in a new, smaller window, so disable the pop-ups, then enjoy! *** hugs & kisses! kayce. Thank you dear!


My mother reminded me the other day that when I was a kid, I couldn’t ever get the Mormon’s name right – I always referred to them as “Morons”.

Dum, dum, dum, dum, DUMB!!!!!