Just When I Get Back On Atkins...

... they go and invent THIS. Damn it all to Hell...

Dear Baby Jeebus - please invent a no-carb Doritos taco shell - I prefer "Cool Ranch", FYI. 


Amen.

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GOP Jobs Plan Finally Revealed !

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¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!

Yep, I'd hit that like Ike Turner on a coke binge ... {{{hangs head in shame}}}

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Taco Bell Beefy Burritos Are Too Damn High

From Gawker:

A man in San Antonio brandished weapons at a Taco Bell, exchanged gunfire with police and spent three hours negotiating with a SWAT team from inside his hotel room. Because Taco Bell raised the price of the Beefy Crunch Burrito. 

The price of the Beefy Crunch Burrito had gone up from 99 cents to $1.49 and the man at the Rigsby Road Taco Bell drive-thru had just ordered seven... 

"They did use to be 99 cents, but that was just a promotion," [Restaurant manager Brian] Tillerson said. "He pointed a gun at me, and he fired it. I leaned to the side and there was a pop but nothing happened."

The man eventually was eventually flushed out of his hotel room (where he went to "get his burrito on") with the help of tear gas.

OK - I realize that violence is never the answer, but I can kind of relate. Taco Bell is one of the many fine dining options in my neighborhood - and has always been a great place to strap on the feedbag when one is broke (which I often am). But the other day I decided to "make a run for the border" and my total came to over $12 bucks!! They're lucky I don't own any guns...

It's White (Mystery) Meat Monday!!

Full story via Huffington Post.


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Like Waterboarding - But With Sour Cream

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Werewolf Softball

True Blood werewolf Joe Manganiello competed in the Taco Bell All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game over the weekend.  And, I might add, he look damned good while doing so - although he needs to lose the Red Sox cap.

To see more of Joe/Alcide go HERE.  Via Towleroad.

I Have Officially Arrived...

Hi, David Dust.

TACO BELL (TacoBell) is now following your tweets on Twitter.

A little information about TACO BELL:

3337 followers 64 tweets following 213 people

If you want to be cool like Taco Bell, you can follow me on Twatter HERE. I just wish Arby's had a Twatter account...

I'm Waiting for my Arby's Dream Wedding

Paul and Caragh Brooks (above) already had the same last name - so they decided to get married in Normal, IL at the local Taco Bell. What the hell, right?

The bride wore a $15 dress, and the entire wedding cost only about $200. The restaurant didn't even shut down to regular customers during the ceremony. Read the story HERE.

I'm sorry, but when the Papi of my dreams asks me to GayMarry him, and we have our gorgeous and glamorous ceremony at the Arby's in Carlisle, Pennsylvania - the restaurant will be CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC. I have some class, after all.

Besides, I've already hired the entertainment...