Last Night On Top Chef: Just Desserts - Congratulations Yigit Pura!

Congratulations to out-and-proud über-cutie Yigit Pura for winning Top Chef: Just Desserts! I didn't see the show last night (I lost interest about 3-4 episodes ago), but my roommate informed me that Yigit won. What are the chances he'll celebrate his win by showing off that cute bod at the beach???

Did anyone watch last night? What did you think? Did Morgan hump on a Manolo Blahnik? Did Crazy Seth return? DID GAIL EVER SHOW OFF THEBOOBIES???

Please let us know in the Comments...

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Yigit Pura Hits The Beach

I spotted these pics of out-and-proud Top Chef: Just Dessertestant Yigit Pura over at Towleroad. And since I'm too damn tired to watch the show tonight, I'll just have to make do with Yigit's adorable "It Gets Better" video...

Giving That Shoe "The Morgan Treatment"

For those of you who don't watch Top Chef: Just Desserts - Morgan Wilson (below) is one of the Cheftestants. He is also straight - not that there's anything wrong with that. But on last week's episode we found out that Morgan has a "thing" for women's shoes, when he became obviously excited after finding out that lady's shoes would be their inspiration for the challenge. It was CREEPY - Morgan turned into a combination of Carrie Bradshaw and Jeffrey Dahmer - with a touch of Jon Hamm thrown in for good measure.

The producers should have zoomed in on Morgan's chefs pants - I'm sure his "inspiration" was showing.

Speaking of Top Chef: Just Desserts, feel free to join me on Twitter as I share my (drunken) thoughts on tonight's episode.

Join Me Tonight For Drunk Tweeting!

My BFF (Bacardi Limon) - and I will be drunk tweeting Top Chef: Just Desserts (AKA "Dust Desserts") tonight at 10:00 pm EST. We had a lovely time last week - although I felt it the next morning. BTW - the picture (above) is EXACTLY how I look while drunk on the computer. Forealz.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER and watch your beloved Blogger make a complete ass of himself! We will go until the show ends or I pass out ... whichever comes first.

Last Night on Top Chef: Just Desserts - "Crazy Man Down!"

Did anyone watch Top Chef: Just Desserts last night? It started out with TONS of drama, but then ended with a lame whimper. Some random thoughts ...

• Just when we find out that Batshit Insane Seth Caro has a rockin' body underneath his chef's coat, they go and cover it up with a straightjacket. Not fair! And, like a good Queen, did you notice how Big Gay Zac flirted with a shirtless Seth in the morning, full-knowing the man was clearly insane? Hey ... biceps are biceps, crazy or not.
• Just how deranged do you have to be to be TOO CRAZY FOR REALITY TELEVISION??? Seriously, this is the genre that gave us Wendy Pepper, Omorosa and Jeff Lewis.
• Here's my theory - that mysterious lump in Seth's neck finally moved to his brain - causing him to think everyone was out to steal his beloved paper cups...

• I wonder why they didn't SHOW Seth's freakout, because you know those cameras were rolling. Will they save it for the reunion special?
• Note to self: Watch reunion special - look for lump in Seth's neck.
• I think Gail's Boobies are in a contract dispute with Bravo - they aren't making an appearance until Bravo coughs up more Cross-Your-Heart Bra money.
• What was up with Heather H (below) bitching and moaning after her team WON the challenge?? I've heard of Sore Losers ... but Sore Winners??

• And, finally, how lame was it that Malika (below) just decided to give up and leave? She could have at least had a nervous breakdown about paper cups and grapefruit juice before insanely bolting from the kitchen in a cloud of dementia. Is that too much to ask??

On The Next Top Chef: Just Desserts ...

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Last Night On Top Chef: Just Desserts

"It's Not Death - It's Only Cake"

... Sylvia Weinstock

Did anybody watch Top Chef: Just Desserts last night? I must admit - the producers have sucked me in with the all-crazy-all-the-time Seth. Here are some random thoughts about last night's episode:

• Again, no boobies (see above). Gail Simmons + Covered-Up Boobies = David with the Sadz :(
• Sylvia Weinstock (below) needs to be on every show, on every channel, in every time slot. Better yet, there should be a Sylvia Weinstock Network. Tagline: "Would it KILL YOU to tune in every once in awhile??"  She could be the Jewish grandmother us Gentiles never had.

• What is up with Johnny "Blue Suede Shoes" Iuzzini?? (with the sideburns - see top photo). He is taking this 'Skinny Elvis' thing just a little too far.
• Not only is Seth Caro (below) certifiably crazy, he also happens to be a dick. And not a nice big one - but one of those tiny limp ones that doesn't do anything except frustrate you. Seth makes Spike Mendelsohn and Dale Talde (from Season 4) look like Choir Boys.

• Did you happen to catch Yigit in nothing but shorts at the very begining of the episode??? Oh YEEEAAAAHHH . Someone PLEASE send me a screen shot. The Minx, as usual, comes through in the clutch...

I Finally Saw Top Chef: Just Desserts

Over the weekend I watched one episode of Top Chef: Just Desserts, and it was pretty good. One thing I noticed that they need to change immediately: not enough boobies! When Gail Simmons appears on ANY television show, the producers need to put those knockers on display - front and center!! Why cover up perfection??

And then there is Seth (below). Wow. "Issues" just doesn't even begin to cover it. Seriously, this guy is a few clowns short of a circus, and about as focused as a fart in a hurricane. But you know the producers will keep him around as long as possible - just to see if he kills anyone/himself.

During the episode I spent most of my time cringing while watching Seth teach a Master Class in Insanity, so I didn't really get to know any of the other Dessertestants. But I did notice that Yigit (below) was pretty adorable...

Who else has watched TCJD? Did you likee/no likee? In which episode do you think Seth will take a hostage?? Feel free to discuss in the comments.

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Top Chef Update

Our good friends at All Top Chef have all the latest Top Chef news. First of all, go HERE for a preview of tonight's episode. And keep an eye out for The Minx's Top Chef recap which will be posted here sometime tomorrow.


Secondly, a Top Chef spinoff featuring pastry chefs and dessert challenges - Top Chef: Just Desserts - started casting this week. Go HERE for more information.


Finally, a second season of Top Chef: Masters has been given the green light. Judges Gael Greene, James Oseland, Jay Raynor, and Gail Simmons (and her fabulous boobies) will be back for more.

If you are a Top Chef fan, please bookmark All Top Chef to stay updated.