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Tonight On Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!

Check out some previews from tonight's episode over at All Top Chef. And look for my recap tomorrow afternoon.

Tonight On Top Chef

The eternal question 

Don't forget - Top Chef on Bravo tonight at 10 pm EST, and my recap at some point tomorrow. Check out a preview of tonight's Quickfire Challenge HERE, and a preview of Mr. Boring stabbing himself HERE.

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Tonight On Top Chef

Tonight on Top Chef - Padma decides that it's time to get some mothereffin snakes on some mothereffin plates. Look for my recap sometime tomorrow...

Top Chef Texas (Season 9) Begins Tonight

From BravoTV.com:

It’s a whole new ballgame for the competing chefs on Bravo’s Top Chef: Texas. For the first-time ever, season nine will boast a record 29 chefs -- almost double the amount of chefs in season’s past -- who will see if they have what it takes to become an official cheftestant and qualify to wear the Top Chef coat. Only 16 will go on to compete across the Lone Star State -- in Austin, Dallas and San Antonio. In what will prove to be the most challenging season yet, some of the biggest names in food, music, and entertainment including Charlize Theron, Pee-wee Herman, Cat Cora, John Besh, Tim Love, Patti LaBelle will be featured this season on Top Chef: Texas.Returning to the Judges' Table is host Padma Lakshmi and head judge, chef Tom Colicchio, alongside judges Gail Simmons and new this season, famed chef and restaurateur Emeril Lagasse and critically-acclaimed chef Hugh Acheson.

I'm assuming you'll want me to recap this, yes?!?

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Tonight On Project Runway

Tonight's episode is the one where Tim gets to visit the designer's homes and check on their collections. I wonder if he takes a peek in their medicine cabinets when he uses the restroom?? I can imagine Josh's is filled with nothing but tweezers and Lancôme products.

Anywhore ... look for my recap sometime tomorrow afternoon.

Tonight On Project Runway

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Don't forget to watch Project Runway tonight at 9:00 pm (EST) - and look for my recap to be posted sometime tomorrow afternoon.

Tonight On Project Runway

This week's installment of Project Runway will be completely "for the birds"...

 

Tonight On Project Runway

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Tonight's show looks like a bit of a trainwreck - which is saying something after the train/bus/airplane-wreck of an episode last week. Also - Josh steals. Maybe. And ... "Hippie Sister-Wives" ...

 

Look for my recap sometime tomorrow afternoon.

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Tonight On Project Runway

Tonight on Project Runway: Adam Lambert debuts his new band - "Adam Glambutt and the L'Oreal Paris Makeup Salon" !!! Look for my recap tomorrow afternoon.

Tonight On Project Runway

A Hooker Convention Coming Home...

Tonight on Project Runway - another team challenge!! Eyebrows yells and cries!! Drama!!

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On The Next Project Runway...

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Tomorrow's episode of Project Runway contains two things I despise (exercise and cameltoe), and one thing the fashiontestants despise (a team challenge). So don't forget to watch tomorrow night at 9:00 pm, and look for my cameltoed recap sometime Friday afternoon. Unless, of course, New York is destroyed by an earthquake, tsunami, hurricane, etc. before then.

Tonight On Project Runway

Stilt Walkers! Team challenge! Somebody shaved down a KardASSian and made her a judge! Don't forget to watch Project Runway tonight - and look for my recap tomorrow afternoon.

Check out a preview here...

 

Tonight On Top Chef All Stars

Tonight on Top Chef All Stars, they're down to the final four, and as part of their challenge the Cheftestants must go diving for conch. Should be easy enough, when I was in my 20's and 30's I pretty much did that every weekend...

Um ... wait ... conch?? Oh CONCH. Yeah um ... no, never done that before.

I probably won't be recapping tomorrow (work stuff and a doctor's appointment) - but I'll try and put up a "Discuss Amongst Yourselves" post in the morning.

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Hey Ya'll - Paula Deen Visits Top Chef Tonight

Paula Deen pays a visit to the Top Chef kitchen tonight for a "deep-fried" (natch) Quickfire challenge :

 

And then some former Cheftestants return to "help" during the Elimination Challenge:

Look for my Top Chef All Stars recap sometime tomorrow afternoon.

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Tonight on Top Chef All Stars - COOKIES!!

Tonight's Quickfire Challenge sounds like a blast - create a cookie for the Cookie Monster and two others from the Sesame Street Gang. Including some newbie named "Elmo" (I hear he likes to be tickled - FREAK!). Yeah, I'm old-school - when I was a young whipper-snapper there was no such thing as an "Elmo". We had to make due with Grover, that damn Count (I always hated math), Big Bird, "best friends" (that's ALL!) Bert & Ernie and - my favorite - Cookie Monster. He was the original binge eater...

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM ...

Later, the Cheftestants have an after-hours Soup Party at Tarjay. Or something:

Don't forget to watch tonight at 10:00 pm EST on Bravo - and look for my recap sometime tomorrow afternoon.

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Tonight on The Fashion Show

And then there were four. Cesar, Jeffrey, Dominique and the evil Calvin Tranny remain - but only three of them will make it to the finale.

This weeks challenge is the standard "Use the elements as your inspiration" - check out a preview:

 

Don't forget to watch The Fashion NO: Ultimate Crimes of Fashion tonight on Bravo (10 pm EST) - and look for my recap sometime tomorrow afternoon.

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Tonight on The Fashion Show

Tonight's episode of The Fashion Show: Ultimate Colic features the fabulous Simon Doonan of Barneys - you can check out previews from Blogging Bravo HERE. However, I won't be able to recap due to personal and work commitments. Tomorrow morning I'll do a "Talk Amongst Yourselves" post so you can have at it.

SPOILER ALERT: Based on the previews, this week's editing makes Calvin look almost human (ALMOST). Which isn't easy - especially after LAST WEEK.

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