Thursday, September 22, 2011

Tourists Give Etiquette Tips To New Yorkers

In response to THIS.
  • Don't walk so fast! 
  • Don't roll your eyes at me when I pronounce "Houston" Street like the city in Texas.
  • Don't say I'm stupid for calling the subways by colors.
  • Don't tell me I'm dumb for eating at the Olive Garden—I love breadsticks!
  • Stop talking about how you live in the greatest city in the world. We get it.
  • Say thank you if someone holds the door open for you. Also, while we're on the subject, if you see me struggling with my bags and my coffee maybe wait the extra five seconds to hold the door open for me. I will even thank you for it!
  • Tell me where to buy counterfeit purses.



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