And The Winner Is ...

"Somewhere, on a farm in Minnesota, Marcus Bachmann is squealing with delight."

Congratulations to Nutwood Beth for coming up with the winning caption to yesterday's "Caption This" contest. Beth is hereby declared to be the official "DustBunny of the Day"!

Honorable mentions go out to Froggy for creating an advertising jingle for the product, and to Miss Queen Ginger for proposing marriage to "Big" Sean.

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And The Winner Is ...

You clever DustBunnies made it extremely hard to select just one winner of the Bunday "Caption This" contest. ALL of you gave me a chuckle (including Mama Bunny - who prefers to send her captions via text message - see below). Anywhore - the winner is:

"She gazed longingly ... hoping the 'big ears, big all over' rumor was true"

Congrats to DustBunny Dot4668 on earning the coveted DustBunny Of The Day ribbon. Wear it in pride.

And because I loved ALL the entries this week, every single one of you gets the not-as-coveted-but-really-it's-an-honor-just-to-be-nominated Pabst Green Ribbon honorable mention...

This includes my Mother - who texted me the following last night while I was WASTED at a bar:

"Louise knew he was the one. All the others had pink eyes. Louise hated pink eyes."

Congratulations to Miss Queen Ginger, Robert-Kent, Mark, Kelly House and of course Mama Bunny. Great job, DustBunny Nation!

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And The Winner Is ...

Wow ... ya'll REALLY knocked the latest "Caption This" challenge out of the park. It was extremely hard to pick a winner, but the highly-coveted "Major Award" (pictured above) goes to...

"So many teeth to collect - but not till my break is over!"

...by DustBunny CRAIG! Excellent job!! BTW - make sure you visit Craig's delicious blog HERE.

And even though ALL of you cracked me up, these two DustBunnies get Pabst Green Ribbon Honorable Mentions:

"Tinkerbell's brother wondered where it all went so horribly wrong."

... Truth

"Not even a bottle of Jaeger could comfort Cinderfella after missing his midnight curfew."

... Amber LeMay

>P,B!!

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Vote For Subsurdity!

Dust Bunny novelist Eric Arvin has been nominated for a Rainbow Award for his fantastic book, Subsurdity. Please go to Elisa Rolle's LiveJournal HERE and vote! If you have a LiveJournal account, you can vote in the actual poll - if not, you can "write it" your vote in the comments section.

Regarding Tags, Memes, and Awards...

My darling Dust Bunnies, I love you all like a Giant Arby’s Roast Beef sandwich with Swiss cheese and Horsey sauce. You KNOW I do. However, I need to take a stand against memes, tags, awards, and similar chain-letteresque behavior.

I’ll be honest – I HATE GETTING TAGGED, AWARDED, ETC. I know many of you have tagged me, and I don’t hold it against you. But while I’m being honest, I’ll tell you that if I DID respond in the past, it was out of loyalty to you – and because I didn’t want to disappoint you. But from now on if you tag me, send me an award, or send me a “Name three things we didn’t know about your Gerbil” questionnaire, I will not be able to respond.

My reasons for this are many. First of all, I try and plan out my blog posts over the weekend for the upcoming week – and I try to vary my content. When I get tagged it throws off my schedule.

Secondly, since I do not own a computer and do most of my blogging from my office computer, I don’t have time to do extra posting. I walk a constant tightrope between working and blogging – and anything that upsets that balance is not a good thing.

Thirdly, I try and promote all of your blogs as best I can. I have my Dust Bunny Blogroll that features many of you. I also provide links to your blogs anytime I might mention one of you. In addition, if you ever have anything you would like to promote, please email me and I’ll see what I can do.

I know I sound grumpy and unappreciative – and I’m sorry for that. I totally love the fact that you want to recognize my blog for being something special. I just don’t have the time to pass those accolades onto the next blogger. And I’m sure he or she will thank me eventually…

XOXOXOXO

P.S. – Yes Jennie, you were right – I AM snarky. So I gave MYSELF an award...

2007 Weblog Awards

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