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Sam/Tug really cracked me up with his response to yesterday's "Caption This" post. Now let's see how my darling DustBunnies do on this one...

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Best captioner will be named DustBunny of the Day.


Thanks to Auntie Flame for sending this.

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Best captioner will be named "DustBunny of the Day" for tomorrow - so have at it...

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TGIF - Caption This

While (a handful of) you wait for me to do my Project Runway recap, let's play a lovely game of "Caption This"?!? As always, the winning Captioner (-ist?; -testant??) will be named "DustBunny of the Day" - so go for it!!!

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And The Winner Is ...

These "Caption This" contest are getting harder and harder to judge because you Bunnies are always so damn funny and clever. But I must pick only one lucky recipient of the coveted (?) DustBunny of the Day award - and the winner is...

Having not learned her lesson 40 years ago, Violet Beauregard returned to the Chocolate Factory and scarfed down the untested "Ass Backwards Candy," with tragic results.

DustBunny Soulbrotha pulls out another win!! Darling, please come collect your prize...

As for the Pabst Green Ribbon Runner Up award, all who participated are getting the (definitely not) coveted Green Beer Can. Congrats to DustBunnies Sassy, Tom A., new commenter Scott Frederick, Tugboat and Miss Ginger for your meritorious (and funny-as-hell) efforts. 

Feel free to check out everyone's comments HERE.

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Dearest DustBunnies -

Yesterday was a bit of an emotional roller-coaster for me, so my brain is fried and I need your help. Please give me (and the rest of the BunnyNation) a much-needed chuckle by captioning the hell outta this amazingly bizarre picture.

The person who comes up with the best caption will receive the coveted title of "DustBunny of the Day" - which will look FANTASTIC on your resume. Let's face it, in this economy all it might take is one DBotD Award to land that job you've been hoping for.

Good luck!

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And The Winner Is ...

On Thursday I asked the BunnyNation to add some words to this elegant and sophisticated photograph (above). The results are in, and it's been decided that beloved DustBunny Sam/Tugboat came up with the most elegant and sophisticated caption - worthy of this fine work of art:

"Gurl, my ass is wet. I think I just tinkled on myself a little"

Tug - you are only permitted to pick up your DustBunny of the Day ribbon IN PERSON. So get your wet butt to the City, pronto, and collect your prize!!

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The person with the winning caption will receive the dubious distinction of being named "DustBunny of the Day" sometime in the near future. So have at it...

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And The Winner Is ...

Sorry for the delay in posting the results of the latest "Caption This" contest - but as stated in my last post, I've been spending most of my time being poked and prodded by men wearing surgical gloves. And NOT in a good way.

The Executive Selection Committee has met, and we've chosen the following caption as the winner:

"Jill, tired of his stupidity, refused to tell Dumb Tony that it was a throw pillow".

Congratulations to Soulbrotha on being named today's DustBunny of the Day!

The Committee would also like to recognize two comments with a Pabst Green Ribbon Honorable Mention:

"I'm Sorry... But if I am going to sleep with a girl, I have to wear full protection" (by Designing Wally)

"He stalled for time, wondering how the hell to get out of THIS lie" (by dot4668)

Great job everybody!!!!

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Bunnies - your Queen is EXHAUSTED, so I need you to play with yo... umm, scratch that ... AMUSE yourselves while I try and deal with the J-O-B.

Please caption the photo above. The Bunny who comes up with the best caption - chosen by the Executive Selection Committee**  - will earn the coveted title of "DustBunny of the Day"!

You KNOW you want it...

** Executive Selection Committee members include Myself, Dusty & Oscar (my kitties), my favorite Dollar Store clerk (the one with the braids), and this life-size cardboard stand-up of Franky G and I getting gaymarried at a McDonald's in Iowa...

Go for it...

And The Winner Is ...

You clever DustBunnies made it extremely hard to select just one winner of the Bunday "Caption This" contest. ALL of you gave me a chuckle (including Mama Bunny - who prefers to send her captions via text message - see below). Anywhore - the winner is:

"She gazed longingly ... hoping the 'big ears, big all over' rumor was true"

Congrats to DustBunny Dot4668 on earning the coveted DustBunny Of The Day ribbon. Wear it in pride.

And because I loved ALL the entries this week, every single one of you gets the not-as-coveted-but-really-it's-an-honor-just-to-be-nominated Pabst Green Ribbon honorable mention...

This includes my Mother - who texted me the following last night while I was WASTED at a bar:

"Louise knew he was the one. All the others had pink eyes. Louise hated pink eyes."

Congratulations to Miss Queen Ginger, Robert-Kent, Mark, Kelly House and of course Mama Bunny. Great job, DustBunny Nation!

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Bunday - Caption This ...

OK my darling DustBunnies, I have a busy Sunday morning planned so Mama's gonna let you play in the Comments section while she TCB's (Takes Care of Bidness).

The Bunny who comes up with the best caption for the above picture will win the coveted "DustBunny of the Day" award (below) for tomorrow - suitable for framing! Have at it, my little Loves...

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And The Winner Is ...

Wow ... ya'll REALLY knocked the latest "Caption This" challenge out of the park. It was extremely hard to pick a winner, but the highly-coveted "Major Award" (pictured above) goes to...

"So many teeth to collect - but not till my break is over!"

...by DustBunny CRAIG! Excellent job!! BTW - make sure you visit Craig's delicious blog HERE.

And even though ALL of you cracked me up, these two DustBunnies get Pabst Green Ribbon Honorable Mentions:

"Tinkerbell's brother wondered where it all went so horribly wrong."

... Truth

"Not even a bottle of Jaeger could comfort Cinderfella after missing his midnight curfew."

... Amber LeMay

>P,B!!

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Please give us your best caption in the Comments section. The winner will earn the prestigious title of "DustBunny of the Day" for tomorrow.

Come on, my darling Bunnies - this wonderful photograph deserves an equally fabulous caption...

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Best Caption Ever

"Her whole gat damn head looks like unstable molecules and bad decisions."

Source

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And The Winner Is ...

Yesterday I asked the fabulous DustBunny Nation to caption the picture above - and, as always, you Bunnies cracked me up with your responses.

But I promised to pick one "winner", and also promised to proclaim that winner as the official DustBunny of the Day. And the winning caption is ...

"C3PO's gay cousin, Disco Ballzac, hits town for the weekend."

Congratulation to Bob (shown below with his husband Carlos) for being named DustBunny of the Day! Dear Bob: You'll probably want to get "DustBunny of the Day, 3/17/11" onto your resume right away, under "Honors, Accomplishments and Certifications" - or maybe "Special Skills". Just a suggestion.

Great job everybody! I've said it before and I'll say it again - one of the best things about having this blog is how much entertainment I get from all of YOU.

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Leave your captions in the comments. The person who comes up with the best caption will be named tomorrow's "DustBunny of the Day".

Come on ... make Mama proud...

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