What's For Breakfast?

"One Of Our Larger Ladies, Aren't You?"

But we're not here to talk about me...

Do These Chaps Make Me Look Fat ?

Rob Evans

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Rush Limbaugh Thinks Michelle Obama Is Fat

Prescription drug expert Rush Limbaugh now fancies himself as some kind of a HEALTH and DIET guru. And he thinks that First Lady Michelle Obama doesn't practice what she preaches when it comes to her diet (via Gawker):

The problem is—and dare I say this—it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving...

Wow, if Rush could have somehow thrown in a watermelon reference and maybe used his famous "ching chong" Chinese accent, that quote would have been perfect. Try harder next time, AssMonkey.

The First Lady responding by putting on fabulous outfit and traveling around Washington, D.C. looking fierce:

That Explains It ...

... I must be Hungarian.

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Christmas Gift Suggestion: Men's Underwear

Ian D. 

Jonathan S. 

Daniel O. 

Jeremy S. in adorable Keith Haring Underwear !

Joseph S. 

Evan W.

I love receiving socks and underwear as gifts - because I always use/need them. However, most of the underwear above wouldn't be appropriate for someone of my ... weight  shear volume  lardassiness  tonnage  resemblance to Jabba the Hutt ... um ... PROPORTIONS.

I'm Getting P-A-I-D, Baby!!

According to the New York Times, a Brazilian court ruled that McDonald's must pay a former manager $17,500 because they FORCED him to eat the food and it made him fat!

SAO PAULO (AP) — A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald's must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there for a dozen years.

The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald's hired "mystery clients" to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness.

Sing it, Sister!! As some of you know, my very first job as a 17-year-old was at my hometown McDonald's. And when Penn State beckoned, I got a job at the Micky D's across from campus - eventually becoming a manager. So I WANT SOME MONEY for being "forced" to inhale  "sample" delicious McDLT's (below) for all those years!!

There is just one possible flaw in my scheme for a big McPayout - this is what I looked like back in my McDonald's days ...

Maybe I'll luck out and get a jury made up of nothing but anorexic fashion bloggers, who'll decide that the fresh-faced kid in the tie and (fierce) blue visor was OBVIOUSLY a big McFattie and deserves a big McPaycheck..

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My Block...

The west side of 9th Avenue, between 52nd and 53rd Streets, is the block I live on. Here are some of my neighbors...

Keep in mind, that's SEVEN restaurants on my one block (and they all deliver) - so THIS should come as no surprise to anyone ...

I Wonder If "The Dispensary" Is Still Open?...

These are real New York newspaper advertisements from the turn of the last century. From Ephemeral New York.