More Levi - But No Little Johnston...

The second set of Levi Johnston pics have been released. They're OK, but I still wish he would have shown the "Moose Meat".

Levi's Moose Pit...

Here is the first photo from Levi Johnston's SHAM of a photo "spread". I hope all that unruly armpit hair doesn't mean he has an impenetrable forest of underbrush DOWN THERE. I know a lot of you like the "au naturel" thing - but some clippers can go a long way toward allowing easier access to the goods.

Besides, I hate feeling like I just ventured into the Amazon forest in search of a snake I can't quite see...

BREAKING: Levi Does NOT Show the Moose Meat!

Seriously - someone needs to be fired for this!!!! According to The New York Daily News, Levi DID NOT reveal the entire Johnston in his photoshoot...

"He did not give 'full frontal' as his manager Tank (Jones) reported he would," (magazine rep Daniel) Nardicio told the Daily News.

"We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity," Nardicio said.

I feel so betrayed. And from now on I'll assume that Levi has MOUSE meat, not Moose meat

Moose Meat Monday - Levi Johnston Lands In NYC

Levi Johnston arrived in NYC over the weekend for his long-awaited photoshoot - according to Towleroad.


And here's a new development in the saga: the photographer who will shoot the "Willy from Wasilla" is named Greg Weiner. Seriously.

Photos from Gawker.

"I'll Take 'Things That Are Really Gay' For $200, Alex"

Here is a roundup of some extremely gay stuff that's been floating around on the innerwebz lately. First of all, I present to you the "Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken" doll. This is REAL:

Yes, Kenny comes with "jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories". Natch. And probably season tickets to the opera and a standing Tuesday mani/pedi appointment. Obvs.

Secondly, we have American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert's upcoming album cover...

Wow. That is gayer than ... well ... just about EVERYTHING.

And, finally, in this little "Collection d'Homosexualité", I'd like to feature my personal obsession over Levi Johnston and his Moose Meat! Seriously, every other day there is a new story as to whether or not Levi will show his Johnston - and I read each account like it was another clue in an Agatha Christie mystery novel. This is IMPORTANT, people!!

The latest: YES to the Johnston. According to "Tank" (seriously), Levi's manager:

"Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."

That makes me a VERY happy Gay...

Levi Johnston and His Tasty Nuts

Damn, he really IS cute.

Two Of My Favorite Blogs...

First of all, please go HERE and read this hilarious post on Dlisted about Babydaddy Levi Johnston and his plans to get nekkid in print. In my opinion, Dlisted's Michael K is the absolute funniest blogger on teh Innerwebz - and I bow at the hysterical feet of the Master.

Secondly, one of my all-time favorite blogs - DWIGHT SUPREMACY - is back! Dwight, who was one of the first bloggers to ever link to DavidDust, took some time off - but now he has returned for our viewing pleasure. And he's already featured some of his patented SIRveillance photos...


In honor of Dwight Supremacy's return, I have made him the latest "Featured Dust Bunny Blogger" (see sidebar). Welcome back Dwight!!

I Hope Kathy Hit That...

Kathy Griffin took Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen's Choice Awards (which aired last night). And apparently Levi is the PERFECT man. According to Gawker...

Asked what it's like being Griffin's date for the show, he smiled, "I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told."

Seriously, a hot guy who keeps his mouth shut and just stands there looking pretty?!? Sign me up. Incidentally, Wonder Man actually saw Levi in person the other day at Universal Studios. He reports that Levi is "really cute".

Click HERE to watch Kathy interview Levi on the Larry King Show. Added bonus: Joan Rivers talking to Kathy about why gay men love them so much.