Here is a roundup of some extremely gay stuff that's been floating around on the innerwebz lately. First of all, I present to you the "Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken" doll. This is REAL:
Yes, Kenny comes with "jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories". Natch. And probably season tickets to the opera and a standing Tuesday mani/pedi appointment. Obvs.
Secondly, we have American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert's upcoming album cover...
Wow. That is gayer than ... well ... just about EVERYTHING.
And, finally, in this little "Collection d'Homosexualité", I'd like to feature my personal obsession over Levi Johnston and his Moose Meat! Seriously, every other day there is a new story as to whether or not Levi will show his Johnston - and I read each account like it was another clue in an Agatha Christie mystery novel. This is IMPORTANT, people!!
The latest: YES to the Johnston. According to "Tank" (seriously), Levi's manager:
"Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson."
That makes me a VERY happy Gay...