Thursday, October 29, 2009

Republican Leadership Endorses Swine Flu


Always-hysterical satire from The Onion:
Republican leaders announced Wednesday that they were officially endorsing the swine flu. "Thousands of Americans—hardworking ordinary Americans like you and me—already have H1N1," Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele said during a press conference. "Now Obama wants to take that away from us. Ask yourself: Do you want the federal government making these kinds of health care decisions for you and your family?" Other prominent Republicans opposing Obama's declaration of emergency include Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal, who urged residents of his state to continue not washing their hands.



4 comments:

Mr.Mischief said...

I love The Onion-I listen to their podcasts daily :)

Beth said...

LOL Always funny! XOXO

miss alaineus said...

well if they did it would eliminate their pesky non-constituents (and lesser constituents as well) who did not have equal access to health care therefore negating the need for reform.

david dust rocks a lot!!!!

xxalainaxx

Joy said...

Love The Onion! They did it again!

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