Smirk

“If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say, 'How do you figger that!' real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.”

...Jack Handy (Deep Thoughts)

Hysterical Christmas Card

Stefon a la Norman Rockwell.

"This card has everything - poultry, happy people ... A FRILLY APRON!"




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Stefon Dishes Holiday Hot Spots For The Entire Family

Bring It On In To Liquorville ...

This was the Saturday Night Live sketch of my dreams. Hysterical!!

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Happy Birthday, Princess!

Taylor Lautner - who once sent my gaydar aflame on SNL and who posesses what looks like a nice-sized disco stick, turns 19 today. Yes, I'm old enough to be his father but I don't care - the boy is cute!

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It's White Meat Monday!

Justin Timberlake's Great Great Grandpa helps us bring White Meat Monday back. It was gone - but we brought it back.

Take 'em to the chorus!

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Mark Wahlberg Talks to the Christmas Animals

Say 'Hi' to your mother for me, aight?

Today’s Show Is Brought To You By The Number 38 & The Letter Double-D

I simply adore Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph. Here they are on last night's SNL with Katy Perry - poking fun at Perry's recent Sesame Street controversy.

Taylor Lautner On Saturday Night Live

Did anyone else watch Taylor Lautner host Saturday Night Live last night? I did, and I can guarantee you one thing: Lautner's management team will be meeting tomorrow to figure out how to butch that boy up. Earlier in the week I said my Gaydar "blipped" a little when I watched Taylor's SNL promo video. Well, last night Mr. Lautner sent my Gaydar OFF THE CHARTS.

Now you know I'm a fan of Mr. Lautner's shirtless pics work - and I'm not hating on the boy. I'm just stating the obvious. Taylor Lautner is gayer than Provincetown in July.

First of all, the adorable Taylor had absolutely no chemistry with any of the female SNL cast members ...

Lautner, although not a cute 'girl', was at least a little more believable in drag. This sketch was cute - Taylor played a schoolgirl who was "Team Edward"...

But the point where my Gaydar absolutely broke was the final sketch, when Taylor was talking to a girl in a yogurt shop. He was just so NELLY. I mean, what straight guy holds a spoon like this?...

And then he CLUTCHED THE PEARLS!...

You can make your own conclusions, but I think there is one thing we can all agree upon. WHY DID TAYLOR LAUTNER REMAINED CLOTHED DURING THE ENTIRE EPISODE OF SNL?...

Let's face it, we tuned in to see abs - not bad wigs and yogurt. SNL producer Lorne Michaels should be ASHAMED of himself.

Oh, and here's a little message for Taylor ... CALL ME! (when you turn 18) ...

Tayler Lautner Hosting SNL

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Wiig - two people I could watch on a continuous loop for weeks on end (albeit for different reasons). I am so excited that Lautner is hosting Saturday Night Live this week and I will definitely be watching.

Also, I must say this ... while watching Taylor in this clip, my Gaydar "blipped" a little bit. And NO, my Gaydar isn't located in my pants - but yes, THAT moved also. I know the kid is only 17, but he has been the subject of gay rumors before. Hmmmmmmm???...

Dwayne Johnson: Song and Dance Man

The Saturday Night Live hosted by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was re-broadcast tonight. The Rock's opening "song and dance" number is pure sexy perfection...

Pics courtesy of Mechadude's extremely hot BLOG.

Celebrity Sighting Part Two - Seth Myers

My second celebrity sighting in two days!! I just walked past Saturday Night Live's Seth Myers on Waverly Place in the Village.

And let me tell you something - Seth is really attractive! He was dressed very casually and had some scruff on his face - which made him look less boyish and very butch. He was much cuter in person than he is on TV.

The Rock Hosting SNL

I just got done watching Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson doing a song/dance routine for his opening monologue on Saturday Night Live. OMG - you should have seen the sexy vest he was wearing.

Actually, you don't have to imagine Rock in the sexy vest - check it out HERE.

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