Bring It On In To Liquorville ...

This was the Saturday Night Live sketch of my dreams. Hysterical!!

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Watch Out For The Union Guy

Source: BosGuy

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Spooky!

Thanks Kayce!

Teabagger Sunday Not-So-Funnies

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Sunday Funnies - TeaBagger Edition

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BREAKING: Juice Boxes Made Me Gay!

Except for the fact that there were no such things as juice boxes when I was growing up. The closest thing we had in the 70's was "Lil Hugs", which - I must admit - WERE pretty damn gay ...

Anywhore, watch this paranoid conspiracy theorist/teabagger rant about kettle chips and chemicals turning people gay. BTW, he "has the government documents" to prove all of this - so it MUST be true ...

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Tea Party Website Hacked

The talented hackers over at 4Chan attacked TeaParty.org yesterday (LOL!) - see screenshots (above and below). But as far as I can tell, the Teabaggers have since been able to remove 4Chan's handiwork.  Sigh ... good things NEVER last ...

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Alice In CrazyCrackerLand

Stupidest.Teaparty.Ever.

Stolen from Kayce's tumbler: Just Me, No Frills

BREAKING: Slavery is OK!!

At yesterday's Glenn Beck Restoring gHONORrhea Rally, they had a "no signs" rule, for obvious reasons...

But that didn't stop Cletus "Cooter" Cornhauler (top) from using his t-shirt to learn all the folks about the joys of slavery.  According to Mr. Cornhauler's Sunday church-going outfit, slavery is A-O.K. because black people did it too!!!  Yeah Slavery!!!  But a big "woopsie" on that whole Civil War thing, I guess.

Hat tip to Gawker, which notes that "Mauritania" is misspelled on Cletus' t-shirt.  D'oh!

The Teabagger's "Constitution" ...

Via Joe.My.God

What If The Teabaggers Were Black?

An AMAZING POST about the Tea Party Movement in general, and the recent "Second Amendment Rally" outside of Washington D.C., in which many of the protesters came (legally) armed ...

Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend upon Washington DC and Northern Virginia, just a few miles from the Capitol and White House, armed with AK-47s, assorted handguns, and ammunition. And imagine that some of these protesters —the black protesters — spoke of the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like were enforced by the government? Would these protesters — these black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most whites as a danger to the republic? What if they were Arab-Americans? Because, after all, that’s what happened recently when white gun enthusiasts descended upon the nation’s capital, arms in hand, and verbally announced their readiness to make war on the country’s political leaders if the need arose.

Imagine that white members of Congress, while walking to work, were surrounded by thousands of angry black people, one of whom proceeded to spit on one of those congressmen for not voting the way the black demonstrators desired. Would the protesters be seen as merely patriotic Americans voicing their opinions, or as an angry, potentially violent, and even insurrectionary mob? After all, this is what white Tea Party protesters did recently in Washington.

Imagine that a rap artist were to say, in reference to a white president: “He’s a piece of shit and I told him to suck on my machine gun.” Because that’s what rocker Ted Nugent said recently about President Obama.

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Teabaggers ... In MANHATTAN!

I walked home tonight, and don't you know I encountered that rarest of species ... Teabaggers rallying in Manhattan!!  OMG - what a bunch of sad, delusional crackers.

There was a few hundred of them - which surprised me - and they were listening to some Michelle Bachman wannabe moan about "big government" and "Obamacare".  Whatevs.

The funniest thing was the reaction of the passers-by.  First of all, the TeaTards were herded behind police barricades, and everyone was looking at them like the freaks they were.  Even the HOMELESS people were harassing them.  You know your cause is pitiful when the people wearing trash bags instead of pants think your ideas are insane.

Take Back Amercia!!!

This photo, taken at a Teabagger Rally in Tupelo, Mississippi, ended up on the front page of the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal.  Teabonics really cracks me up.

Oh Noes! Teh Socialismz Almost Here!!

Racist, violent, paranoid, hateful, idiotic, homophobic, full of teh STOOPID ... and not cute to look at.  Did I miss anything?

Hey Teabaggers!

 

 

This post is dedicated to my friend Nutwood Beth for her wall-to-wall blog coverage of the recent crazy racist redneck Teabagging Community Organization Meeting.

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Teabagging: The Movie

OMG - these losers are SERIOUS! Personally, I prefer THIS kind of teabagging ... courtesy of baseball hottie Grady Size(?)more:

Check UNDER that mug for a teabaggable delight!!

Glenn Beck's Idiotic Minions

Yesterday was September 12th, the day that Glenn Beck commanded his inbred hoard of Teabaggers, Birthers, and "Proud Ammurkans" to rally across the nation for his 912 Project. I'm not sure exactly what they were protesting, but the fact they are willing to heed the commands of a crazy racist like Glenn Beck speaks volumes.

Seriously, I think spell check is one of those things Conservatives really hate ... like the environment and/or black people.

This woman wants to spend my hard-earned tax dollars on CAPS for Congress! Congressmen and Senators DO NOT NEED NEW HATS!! I am a proud ANTI-HATTER!!!!...

Keeping it classy...


Scary...

I am just praying that some right-wing trolls come across this post and leave hysterical comments about how they are "taking back this country!". Bonus points if they can incorporate the phrase "Obama Kool-Aid" in their rants.

Monday Weigh-In

All in all, it was a pretty good week for me – I achieved my goal and lost two pounds!

I walked home (2 ½ miles) after work 4 days this week – but that was the extent of my exercise. This weekend I was not nearly as energetic or motivated as I was last weekend: no exercise and not much accomplished on my “To Do” list. However, I DID fight with a closeted lesbian “Christian” Teabagger over at Joy’s BLOG regarding healthcare. Miss Thang even recruited a couple more Trolls to comment about my “anger management issues”. Yeah, I get angry … at "Christians" who think helping people is a bad thing…

I also received some bad news: because of financial restraints I couldn’t really afford a vacation this year. However, I WAS looking forward to Gay Camping with the Bears again at the end of the summer. Unfortunately I found out last night that our host at Camp won’t be available that weekend, so it looks like no vacation for me. I was REALLY looking forward to getting out of the city, but oh well … :(

Anywhore, I AM happy that I had a decent week health-wise.

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