Wednesday, September 22, 2010

BREAKING: Juice Boxes Made Me Gay!


Except for the fact that there were no such things as juice boxes when I was growing up. The closest thing we had in the 70's was "Lil Hugs", which - I must admit - WERE pretty damn gay ...


Anywhore, watch this paranoid conspiracy theorist/teabagger rant about kettle chips and chemicals turning people gay. BTW, he "has the government documents" to prove all of this - so it MUST be true ...


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5 comments:

Wonder Man said...

lay hands on that man

mrs. miss alaineus said...

we get little hugs all the time at work!!!!!! ps they make pretty good mixers with the vodka....


xxalainaxx

Jennie said...

Well that's it. Russ is definitely gonna likee da boyz. He lives on estrogen-lined juice boxes.

Estrogen lining?!? What the hell is this guy smoking?

Kyle said...

David, I believe the paranoid/delusional in question may be talking about endocrine disruptors, which aren't hard to find in our modern life. They are having an effect(in many ways negative) on our entire population. However, even if that is what he is talking about, his bizarro logic, lack of facts, and leaps of misinformation make his conclusions null. What a douche!

Ivan Vargas said...

Chemical warfare?
DURRRRRP

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