Sunday, December 13, 2009

Taylor Lautner On Saturday Night Live


Did anyone else watch Taylor Lautner host Saturday Night Live last night? I did, and I can guarantee you one thing: Lautner's management team will be meeting tomorrow to figure out how to butch that boy up. Earlier in the week I said my Gaydar "blipped" a little when I watched Taylor's SNL promo video. Well, last night Mr. Lautner sent my Gaydar OFF THE CHARTS.

Now you know I'm a fan of Mr. Lautner's shirtless pics work - and I'm not hating on the boy. I'm just stating the obvious. Taylor Lautner is gayer than Provincetown in July.

First of all, the adorable Taylor had absolutely no chemistry with any of the female SNL cast members ...


Lautner, although not a cute 'girl', was at least a little more believable in drag. This sketch was cute - Taylor played a schoolgirl who was "Team Edward"...


But the point where my Gaydar absolutely broke was the final sketch, when Taylor was talking to a girl in a yogurt shop. He was just so NELLY. I mean, what straight guy holds a spoon like this?...


And then he CLUTCHED THE PEARLS!...


You can make your own conclusions, but I think there is one thing we can all agree upon. WHY DID TAYLOR LAUTNER REMAINED CLOTHED DURING THE ENTIRE EPISODE OF SNL?...


Let's face it, we tuned in to see abs - not bad wigs and yogurt. SNL producer Lorne Michaels should be ASHAMED of himself.

Oh, and here's a little message for Taylor ... CALL ME! (when you turn 18) ...



9 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

Mame, I did see it and I wasn't sure myself. Or why he remained clothed. I did get a few blips though. And he isn't the best actor is he? He should just do the next level down in acting.....gay porn...I can see it now, Full Moon on the Rise!

Angel said...

damn I missed it! Gay, huh? WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD ONES GAY??!!!! ;)

and he needs to remain shirtless...always. those abs....dayum!!!


XOXOXOXo

Anonymous said...

I wrote a post saying the same thing.

During the choir sketch he actually says, "Yes, I'm gay."

Sam said...

I feel so dirty just looking at him.

Anonymous said...

Gay, straight, I do not care. Just keep that boy shirtless! Rawr!

SteveA said...

I can't believe he is so young....what a major cutie! I missed SNL but I'll try to catch it somewhere on the net!

C'est moi, c'est moi Lola said...

No abs action?!?!

Good thing I didn't stay up, since there was nothing to keep me warm on a cold winter's night.

Also, it's nice to know that my gaydar is not defective. But this means that I'm going to have to hope he's bisexual, or wait until he's 21+ and get him really, really drunk....

RedCedar said...

My gaydar is crappy, but when I watched an online video of his interview with Jay Leno it definitely left me wondering.

Mark in DE said...

Thanks for the update! At this rate, its only a matter of time before the papparazzi snap a compromising photo of him that will clear up any suspicions.

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