A "New Low" For My Brother

I got the following text from my brother (above) yesterday:

New low … we got kicked out of a bar in Perry County for drinking moonshine in the parking lot.

FYI:  Perry County is the extremely rural, very “country” (some might even call it “backwards”) county north of where I grew up.  According to Wikipedia, 98.54% of the 43,602 residents are white, and it is one of the most Republican counties in PA.  When you drive through Perry County (pronounced “Purry” County by the locals) you’ll notice a plethora of two things: bars and churches.  Furthermore, the entire county didn’t have (or need) a traffic light until last year.

So, for Brother Bunny to get kicked out of a bar in Perry County is not a "new low" in my book - that's a WIN.  But to get kicked out for drinking moonshine in the parking lot turns this into an EPIC WIN with a side of AWESOME.

Well played, Brother Bunny … well played.